Reading poems! And ranking them!! Watch the livestream on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/O2Fv31N-mvs Reading from: The Norton Anthology of Poetry. 2005. Margaret Ferguson. 5th edition. The Oxford Book Of English Verse. 1931. Arthur Quiller-Couch. The Metaphysical Poets. 1985. Helen Gardner. The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse. 1963. Kenneth Allot. Subscribe to the podcast: https://altschwiftx.simplecast.fm/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bran grapples with paradoxical magic, northern politics, and two very stinky men. Originally livestreamed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1TilrXQ3s Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged is a professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jon Snow and his dog play in the deep dark woods. Originally livestreamed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtR3gW4UIc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged is a professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Talking House of the Dragon theories with Glidus! Original livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqu42QWwCo0 Subscribe to Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/c/Glidus Glidus rock band: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1z7u176AMHcWuCPD8yesPZ Schwift YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/AltSchwiftX Schwift Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Catelyn stares into the abyss, and the abyss stabs Renly!! Originally livestreamed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wps890Rz3d4 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX HOTD livestream with Glidus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJ3w4ShOJY Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged is a professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sansa sees the worth of knights and kings. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzJvJ_PS-8c Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged is a professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Stannis and Renly give each other noogies beneath the looming shadow of total metaphysical annihilation. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPZGOdE1iuc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Alt Schwift gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-g9-BX27pnRKM7Hl1ddz0Q Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged is a professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Arya braves ghosts, ghouls, and feudalism. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewupU0d1wHo Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bran caught between faith and physics, Frog Spear Questions, GRRM magicked his way out of Bayonne. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGUfpY6mFA Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw Schwifty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/ Game of Thrones Abridged features professional and concise literary analysis of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. ACOK is A Clash of Kings, the second book in the series. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.