“We’re not ready to be Banksy’d. Not yet.”

"a normal building is moving all the time"

from Rochester heaven to London hell – overnight

Every time I go by there the thought crosses my mind, do the people who live here know the history of this place?

"Charles was the Inspector of Nuisances"

"a place name that derives from the Saxon word for cattle stream"

"the system of Dutch finance ended in the degradation of a miserable and burdened population"

And speaking of raw English fundamentals

"half naked striding up the steps of the palace"

Apocalypse Meow

Thirteen of the 31 condemned to die were found guilty of burglary.

"sentenced him to 20 strokes with the cat-o-nine tails"

London Walks guide Robert is entitled to be hanged by a silken rope

"the people have been duped"

"the greatest unhanged scoundrel in modern British history"

"she's really good at the Shanghai grip"

"the Ripper victims became that prey"

"we have heard the chimes"

"everything was coming up roses for the Eros Flower Girls"

"the Romans gave an orgy and nobody came"