Exploding urinal duckies and tornado drills: just another school day. Put away your Sunday scaries, it's time for Teachers Off Duty!! Join our hosts, KC Mack, The Angry Gym Teacher: Tom Filline, and HonestTeacherVibes herself: Bri Richardson. (Crowd goes wild!!) Teaching can be loud and chaotic, just the volume in the hallway is enough to make any teacher want to scream. But the louder the teachers scream, the louder the kids will be. It's a never-ending cycle of noise. 🍎 Featured Stories: Ring, Alexa, and a Rolex? Imagine teaching a reading group when the classroom phone rings, Alexa mistakenly orders a luxury watch…. "Thank goodness for cancellations! Teacher salaries don’t allow for this!" Tornado Terrors: Picture this—100 kids and 5 teachers squeezed into a bathroom during a real tornado warning. "Hot, sweaty, chaotic, loud, panic inducing, awful!" Nothing could prepare a teacher for this. Lizard Chase Mayhem: Half the class thrilled, half terrified, and a tail left wiggling on the floor. "We accidentally chopped off part of its tail and it was wiggling, which caused more chaos!" Say what!? Milk Shootout: The day two boys discovered they could shoot milk out of their noses. Note it for the record, my guy. Daily Overload: "I am trying to deliver a lesson, answer the phone, write a bathroom pass, get someone a pencil, check email, answer a question, solve a technology problem and hear an announcement at the SAME TIME all day every day...I am TIRED" We feel you bestie… Here's a hack for you bestie.... 2:45 - Detonating Rubber Duckies 7:30 - Teacher Car Confessions 12:20 - Pineapple Outfit Pandemonium 17:50 - Michael Jackson Dance-off 23:35 - Preschool Circle Survival 28:10 - Mayhem Management Secrets 👉 Tune in to laugh, and perhaps shed a tear with us on this episode! ______________________________________________________________ Teachers Off Duty Podcast by Bored Teachers!

Get ready to dodge, duck, and dive! Twin with HonestTeacherVibes with the 'Ya'll Gonna Learn Today Crew Neck! https://bit.ly/BTGonLearnToday Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! Join our hosts KC Mack, Bri Richardson as known as HonestTeacherVibes, and The Angry Gym Teacher himself, Tom Filline for some of the funniest stories that NEVER made it to the yearbook. In what might be a "you gotta be there to believe it" situation, imagine KC Mack's tetherball turnarounds that defy physics. Let's not forget to shoutout the gym class heroes that could either make or break your day. Plus, don't miss the tea of a not-so-happy gym teacher's journey from morning announcements to the stand-up spotlight! Expect hilarious stories of amputated toes (not as grim as it sounds, we promise), accidental bug invasions during soccer practice, and the side of PE you never thought existed. Buckle up, because Tom, KC, and Bri aren't holding back! Jump right to it! 2:15 - Dodgeball Disasters Shared 5:40 - Tetherball Turnaround Tales 9:25 - Secret Life of Gym Teachers 14:00 - Missing Toes, Storytime! 18:45 - Bug Invasion During Soccer 23:30 - What PE Teachers Really Think 28:50 - Gym Class Wins & Fails Hit play, share the laughs and remember: what happens in gym class, doesn't doesn't make it to the yearbook! 🤣 Teachers get your perks! Honeylove is giving all Teachers Off Duty listeners 20% off your entire order with the exclusive link - Honeylove.com/TOD. Visit Betterhelp.com/TOD today, to get 10% off your first month! ______________________________________________________________ Teachers Off Duty Podcast by Bored Teachers

TWIN with HonestTeacherVibes with the LET TEACHERS TEACH! Tee https://bit.ly/BTLetTeachersTeachTee Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty with our hosts Bri Richardson, KC Mack and joining us one more time, Mark Schumacher! We’re stirring the pot of WILD school cafeteria moments, from ‘Mystery Meat Mondays’ to the insane food fights - cue the battle shield food trays! Hold on to your milk cartons!! We're talking clandestine tater tot trade territory, PTA bake sale fiascos, but more importantly reminisce about the wonderful cafeteria staff. They are the best, serving up delicious meals with a side of love and care. Speaking of love and care, maybe it went a bit too far when a teacher brought in a limonada stand to school, but oops – it had alcohol in it! What about the big tortilla fight that broke out in the cafeteria? Yeah, we tried to forget that one too. Jump right to it! 07:30 - Mystery Meat Mondays 13:45 - Food Fights for the Ages 19:20 - Reign of the Lunch Lady! 26:35 - Embarrassing Cafeteria Confessions 32:10 - Swap-and-Trade Deals 37:50 - PTA Bake Sale Drama 49:00 - Square Pizza, we love you! 55:15 - Unsung School Lunch Heroes Will our stomachs ever look at school lunches the same way again? Tune in now for the good, the bad, and the nauseating! May the square pizza be with you. Teacher besties, don't forget your perks! Lume Deodorant | New customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code "TOD" at LumeDeodorant.com ZocDoc | Go to Zocdoc.com/Teachers and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today!

Haircut empire in the bathroom: an SRO's wildest crackdown…. Match HonestTeacherVibes with your own "I Need to Pee" Tee! https://bit.ly/BTIneedtoGoTee We totally didn’t make these up…. Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty with our hosts KC Mack, Mark Schumacher, and Bri Richardson aka HonestTeacherVibes! You assumed the classroom was for ABCs and 123s, but this week's episode turns the tables with stories that will leave you questioning what's truly going on during recess! This week, the hall pass is merely a gateway to the unexpected. We've got rampaging cows in the playground, the great Speeding Principal saga, and a tale that redefines "extracurricular" - students running a secret business. Plus, don't miss the unreal deets on a recent second grade scandal with sandwich bags. And that's not all—stay tuned for the ultimate Battle of the Dresses, the graduation turned into an episode of 'Tiaras and Tantrums' that you won't believe! Tune in to uncover the mayhem behind the homeroom door. And, hey, why not pen down your own wackiest teaching tale while you're at it? Send it our way, and your story could earn a gold star (and feature in an upcoming episode!) Don’t leave your teacher perks behind! Honeylove | Honeylove is giving all Teachers Off Duty listeners 20% off your entire order with the exclusive link - Honeylove.com/TOD. Quince | Go to Quince.com/TOD to get free shipping, and 365 day returns on your next order.

Stop! Admin said what?! Get your own 'Teacher Besties' Tee! https://bit.ly/BTBestiesTee Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! Join our hosts KC Mack, the hilarious HonestTeacherVibes: Bri Richardson, and our Bored Teachers Comedy Tour mate Mark Schumacher as they dive into the most unbelievable and heartwarming admin stories from schools around the nation! 👟💨 Find out what happens when a principal with a history as an Olympic sprinter challenges students to a foot race – and wins! Ever seen a principal cover a teacher's class just to give them an early leave? I guess we have to see it to believe it? "In a world where educators face so much adversity, these are the stories that warm our hearts" - KC Mack Tune in to discover why a principal donning workout gear to cover custodial duties is the hero we never knew we needed, and how a simple act of kindness can boost morale sky-high.

Who are the parent-teacher conferences even for!? Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! Join our hosts Mark Schumacher, KC Mack, and HonestTeacherVibes herself, Bri Richardson as they hold nothing back and spill the teacher tea of the drama that unfolds when overzealous parents meet questionable school policies. Could you believe a parent would actually sneak around and go through another students’ files? They just wanted to know what other students scores were so they knew their son’s “ranking”. Sure... That's tame compared to one parent who's child was serving an in-school suspension for having told his teacher to "[retracted]". His mother punished him by bringing him a Subway sandwich, cookies, and soda at lunch. It's not all ridiculous or infuriating. Just last week, a parent snuck a bottle of wine in with their child as a gift to their teacher. While we REALLY appreciate the gesture, we're not sure if this is the best way to say "thank you." Can you guess in what state a parent would trade four wheels for four legs at the school pick-up? It was surely a sight to see and gives new meaning to ‘horsing around’ after the bell. Gallop, don't walk! This week's episode of Teacher's Off Duty will infuriate you, humble you, and probably having you feel better at your next parent-teacher conference. ---------- Thank you to our sponsors for these teacher perks: Zocdoc | Go to Zocdoc.com/Teachers and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Quince | Go to Quince.com/TOD to get free shipping on your next order, and 365 day returns. Betterhelp | Visit Betterhelp.com/TOD today, to get 10% off your first month!

Calling in but actually straight into the nurse's office! Welcome to another episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast! Where your hosts KC Mack, HonestTeacherVibes, and Devin Siebold are starting to feel the call of Spring Break but before that gift is bestowed upon us, you got to hear these school nurse stories! Devin will have you on the edge of your seat with stories of unexpected injuries and peculiar parental requests for medical advice on everything from STDs to foot warts. Don't miss KC's nickname revelation, introducing us to "The Vaseline Queen." Might be better not to ask.... The crew shares a story about a student who comes back from lunch with a note from the school nurse claiming he has eggs in his hair, leading to a school-wide lice check. To cap things off, Devin recounts his unforgettable encounter with a frozen pole, where he personally tested the myth and learned a lesson he'd never forget. Whether you're an educator, a parent, you won't want to miss these stories from the school nurse's office. We're sure you could relate to one or two... This episode is brought to you by: ZocDoc | Go to Zocdoc.com/Teachers and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Lume Deodorant | New customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code "TOD" at LumeDeodorant.com

Ever seen a teacher square up after school!? Welcome to another episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast! We’ve got KC Mack, Honestteachervibes, and Devin Siebold back for another hilarious episode. Where we cover everything teachers do that get on each other’s nerves. In a world where admin beefs with teachers and educators clash over resource hoarding, we've got stories that'll have you nodding in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief. Whether it's the battle for the title of Teacher of the Year or the secret wars over parking spots, we've seen it all. And let's not forget the teachers who, against all odds, maintain a classroom so calm it's the talk of the school. Want to know their secret? Our stories straight from the trenches of teaching will give you a peek behind the curtain of the educators' lounge. It's all about sticking together, even when we drive each other a little crazy. So, join us on this annoyingly funny episode and tune in for a dose of teacher life like you've never heard before! -- This episode is brought to you by: ZocDoc | Go to Zocdoc.com/Teachers and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Honeylove | Honeylove is giving all Teachers Off Duty listeners 20% off your entire order with the exclusive link - honeylove.com/TOD. ThriveMarket | Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift today, by visiting ThriveMarket.com/TOD.

I can’t believe they let that slide 10 years ago! Devin Siebold, KC Mack, and Bri Richardson are back at it again as they take us on a throwback to the olden days, comparing the things teachers could get away with back then compared to now! We've got a crazy classroom birthday tradition for you, where KC dishes out a story about a teacher who would do birthday spankings to their students on their birthdays. If you think that wasn’t wacky enough, wait till you hear about the time where a teacher would punish students for chewing gum in class by placing it on their nose throughout the entire remainder of the class. Not gross enough? You asked for it… The trio dives into a dental operation ongoing in class where a 1st grade teacher helps a kid with a loose tooth by tying it with a string and yanking it out with the doorknob! There’s plenty more where that came from, so tap that play button and join us while we cringe, laugh, and reminisce on the crazy things teachers did back in the day! -- This episode is brought to you by: Wildgrain | Get $30 off your first box, plus free croissants in every box, when you go to Wildgrain.com/Teachers to start your subscription. Quince | Go to Quince.com/TOD to get free shipping, and 365 day returns on your next order.

Sorry, this playground wedding is overbooked! Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! This week Devin Siebold joins KC Mack and HonestTeacherVibes herself Bri Richardson to share some of the most RIDICULOUS and hilarious relationship "tea" from their time in the classroom. You're in for a ride.... KC recounts a love letter passed in class that praised "thick, not fat" thighs then the aftermath of rejection (and the effect on their grades) "Heartbreak ate my homework!" Remember that one time that Devin wrote a blog about WWE that stirred up some pretty wild drama with his teacher colleagues? If not, he'll distract you with a story about a student who went the extra mile, not for their homework, but for love by juggling multiple valentines. Your favorite part might just be HonestTeacherVibe’s hot take on the impact that social media has on our students these days and how it could lead into some unnecessary classroom drama. We don't want to give too much away, so tune in! -- This episode is brought to you by: Lume Deodorant | New customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code "TOD" at LumeDeodorant.com Factor | Get 50% off your next subscription by visiting Factormeals.com/TOD50 and using promo code "TOD50" at checkout.

Navigating classroom needs and teacher budgets! In this episode of Teachers Off Duty we will explore the personal spending teachers endure for their classrooms. Hosts KC Mack, Bri Richardson, and Mike Rivera, will share firsthand experiences and the impacts of these expenses. We begin by recognizing the dedication of teachers who invest their own money into classroom supplies, discussing the effects on both their students and their personal finances. Next we tackle the mystery of disappearing pencils, sharing our own stories of frustration and humor related to classroom supplies vanishing. Mike Rivera shares his disdain for glue sticks, and we discuss our mixed feelings towards electric pencil sharpeners. Finally, KC reveals his favorite classroom equipment, the sticky notes, showcasing the simple hacks and joys found in teaching amidst the financial struggles. So join us on "Crying In My Car" as we navigate the financial realities of teaching with honesty and insight. Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe!

We’re confronting classroom realities in education! Welcome back to the Teachers Off Duty Podcast. In today’s episode, hosts KC Mack, Bri Richardson, and Mike Rivera, will tackle pressing issues in the education system, sharing experiences and offering insights into what needs to change for the betterment of our schools. We will first delve into the topic of banned books in Florida libraries, questioning the implications of censorship on education. The conversation turns to the necessity of prioritizing students' needs over personal interests within the classroom. We then celebrate a positive shift as Mississippi schools take a significant step by increasing teacher salaries and focusing on hiring more educators, a crucial move for the improvement of educational quality. Next, we discuss how the increasing politicization of education is detracting from its true purpose. It's important to focus on the core issues impacting education and to remember that our primary role as educators is to provide the best possible learning experience for our students. Finally, we address the pervasive issue of over-testing in schools. We advocate for a balanced approach that reduces the stress of constant testing and instead focuses on equipping students with essential life skills. So join us in this insightful episode as we navigate through the complexities of the education system, aiming to foster positive changes for our teachers and students !

When teaching goes off script… Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, we’re joined by the funny KC Mack, the always entertaining Bri Richardson and Mike Rivera. I hope you’re ready because today we're diving into the hilarious, and sometimes bizarre world of lesson plans gone wrong. Bri kicks things off with a tale of football athletes fighting right in the middle of a school assembly! We dive into the chaos of breaking up a brawl and the unexpected roles we find ourselves in as educators. Mike takes us down memory lane with a throwback to when archery was part of the curriculum. We debate the pros and cons of such unconventional school activities, sharing our own wild experiences. Mike's got a story about a teacher who had an embarrassing experience searching up kittens falling from the ceiling mid-lesson. We talk about the wild unpredictability of teaching and how to navigate these unexpected classroom intrusions. And then there's the time a student decided to taste his shoe... Yes, it's as strange as it sounds. We share our own tales of student antics that left us scratching our heads. Mike hits us with another story about a police dog's surprise visit to his classroom, sniffing for drugs. Picture the scene: confused students, a bewildered teacher, and a dog on a mission. So, join us on Teachers Off Duty for an episode filled with surprises in the unpredictable world of teaching.

We’re showing the heroic side of our school custodians! Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, where we delve into the world of our beloved custodians! I'm KC Mack, joined by my co-hosts Bri Richardson and Mike Rivera. Today, we're sharing some of the most outrageous and downright funny custodian stories in the classroom. We're tipping our hats to the unsung heroes who aren't just janitors but our confidants, the ones who've heard it all – from student antics to the mysteries of the overflowing toilets. Brace yourselves as Bri recounts the epic tales of our custodial saviors braving the frontlines of student vomit. It's messy, it's gross, but hey, someone's got to do it! But it's not just us teachers with wild stories. Bri takes us down memory lane with a tale of her own school day shenanigans, involving some intentional floor art. And speaking of artistic endeavors, we own up to our teenage bathroom graffiti escapades. The action heats up with a custodian turning into an Indiana Jones figure, with a story about a pet snake’s tragic encounter in the school corridors. And finally, we end on a heartwarming note with a tale of a custodian who brings the magic of the Polar Express to life for the students every year. So, join us on this hilarious, custodian-celebrating journey on the Teachers Off Duty Podcast and Remember to hit that like button, subscribe, and share with all your fellow educators for a good laugh.

Skills you never knew teachers had in the classroom! Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty. Where KC Mack is joined by the dynamic duo Jay Yoder and Bri Richardson. Today, we're diving into the little-known, often hilarious skills that teachers possess – the ones that go far beyond lesson planning and grading. Jay's up with a story about a chance encounter with a former student who credited him for career inspiration. He'll also spill the beans on our uncanny ability to read a room like a psychic and juggle tasks like a circus performer. Bri's not far behind with her insights. Ever wondered how teachers manage to keep smiling through the chaos? Or why we'd make top-notch wedding planners? Bri's got the lowdown on our poker faces and party planning prowess. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier, we’ll reveal why teachers could give professional interrogators a run for their money. Meanwhile, Jay will share why being open to reanalyzing teaching material and style is crucial – it’s not just about sticking to the script. So, whether you're in the teaching trenches or just curious about the covert skills of your child's educator, this episode of Teachers Off Duty is your ticket to the funniest insights into teacher life. Tune in now and discover the unique talents that make teachers a breed apart.

We’ve got clever hacks for everyday challenges Welcome to the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty, where we turn classroom chaos into clever conveniences! On this episode we’ve got our hilarious host KC Mack, joined by the hack maestros themselves, Bri Richardson and Jay Yoder. Buckle up, because we're about to dish out some of the funniest and most ingenious teacher hacks you've ever heard! First up, Jay's taking us into the Shark Tank – not with business moguls, but in a school project that's as exciting as it is educational. Then, he's revealing his slightly sneaky, yet totally effective dress code hack. How cold is too cold? You'll find out! Over to Bri, who's dropping knowledge bombs with a hack to escape those distracting teacher gossip sessions and a pencil-providing strategy that's as sharp as her wit. And as for KC, he’s got a couple of aces in the hole. Struggling to reach unresponsive parents? I've got just the trick. Plus, he'll introduce you to the QSC (Question Shock Collar) method. It's not what it sounds like... or is it? Tune in to find out! Last but not least, Bri circles back with a student-empowering hack called "Ask 3 Before Me." It's all about promoting initiative and turning classmates into knowledge allies. So, teachers, education enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a good life hack, this episode of Teachers Off Duty is your ticket to easing classroom struggles with a side of laughter. Join us as we explore the best teacher hacks for making your teaching life not just easier, but also a whole lot more fun!

Teachers return to reality! Welcome to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, where we peel back the curtain on the real world of teaching. I'm KC Mack, here with the delightful Bri Richardson and the ever-insightful Jay Yoder, ready to spill the beans on what teaching is REALLY like after winter break. Join us as we navigate the maze of returning to school life, from the laughable little hiccups to the unexpected roles we find ourselves in, like suddenly becoming a long-term sub. We'll also get candid with Jay about his leap into teaching Latin 3 for the first time. We also chat about the magic of switching up classroom decorations – because let's face it, even bulletin boards deserve a new year's makeover. And for those of you hustling hard, we've got a segment for you. We'll share our stories about moonlighting as Uber drivers to make ends meet – because sometimes, teaching takes you on more roads than one. So, hop on board this episode of Teachers Off Duty as we explore the highs and lows of diving back into teaching after winter break. From imposter syndrome struggles to classroom decoration dilemmas, and maybe pick up a few survival tips along the way. Tune in to hear KC Mack, Bri Richardson, and Jay Yoder as they peel back the layers of post-winter break teaching. It's an episode filled with honesty, humor, and a little bit of teacher heart. Don't miss out on this enlightening and entertaining ride!

We’re talking all things teachers really do on break! Ho ho ho, and welcome back to Teachers Off Duty, your festive retreat from the classroom chalkboard! We’ve got our cheer filled host KC Mack, joined by the jolliest elves in the education workshop, Jay Yoder and Bri Richardson. In this holiday special, we're diving headfirst into the snowy mystery of what students *think* we do over the break versus the cozy reality. In this episode, we're unwrapping the gift of truth about teacher life during the holidays. We'll share stories from our own teaching adventures, revealing those moments where we had to own up to our mistakes in front of our students. We'll take you behind the scenes of holiday lesson planning. It's a balancing act between preparing for the new year and indulging in a well-deserved rest. Picture us, juggling lesson plans with one hand and a cup of hot cocoa in the other. But it's not all about grading papers by the fireplace. We'll confess how our inboxes become winter hibernation dens – unopened and untouched, as we emphasize the need to truly disconnect and recharge our educator batteries. So tune in as we laugh, lament, and share our secrets to keeping the holiday cheer alive amidst the teaching hustle. Grab your favorite holiday snack, put your feet up, and join us on Teachers Off Duty Podcast!

We’re unwrapping the holiday hysteria! Welcome to another episode of Teachers Off Duty! Today, we've got our hilarious host KC Mack, and with him are the ever-entertaining Jay Yoder and Bri. Buckle up, because we're about to unwrap the honest and darkly humorous reality of teaching during the holiday season. We've got stories about our desperate attempts to keep the peace by playing movies, the interruptions from never-ending assemblies and school plays, and the heartfelt, and sometimes quirky, second-hand gifts from students. Join us as we paint a picture of the arts and crafts pandemonium, where glitter becomes a part of your DNA, and the Elf on the Shelf is more like a spy on a mission. Plus, we'll celebrate those rare, magical moments when grateful parents show their appreciation with thoughtful gifts, understanding the true hustle of holiday teaching. But that's not all. We'll also share the inside scoop on admin's pun-filled gifts that make you groan and smile at the same time, the mystery baked goods that appear in the staff lounge, and, of course, the infamous staff holiday parties. And let's not forget the universal teacher countdown to that sweet, sweet winter break! So grab your favorite holiday snack, get cozy, and tune in to Teachers Off Duty and join us, as we share our tales of holiday hilarity mixed with a dash of heartfelt moments!

Teacher Talk You Won’t Find Anywhere Else! Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, the podcast where the classroom meets comedy! I'm KC Mack, joined by the always fantastic Bri and Liz. This week, we're diving into the wild, weird, and wonderfully wacky world of things only teachers say. Trust us, you won't find these phrases in any other job! As soon as that school bell rings, the adventure begins. But let's face it, our students sometimes seem like they're on a different planet. We've got a treasure trove of classic teacher sayings, from the perplexed "Why is this wet?" to the authoritative "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!" We teachers sure have a way with words. And let's not forget the infamous "teacher look" - that one glare that can silence a room faster than turning off the lights. We're breaking down how we master our teacher's voice while keeping the class in check (and our sanity intact). Ever had to explain why eating crayons doesn't lead to colorful outcomes? Yep, we've been there too. So whether you're a teacher, know a teacher, or just love a good laugh, tune in to Teachers Off Duty and join us as we explore the unique, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of teacher talk. This Episode Is Brought To You By: Honeylove | Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to - honeylove.com/TOD - #honeylovepod Skylight Frame | Get $15 off your purchase on your Skylight Frame. When you go to http://skylightframe.com/TOD Storyworth | You can get $10 off your first purchase by going to http://storyworth.com/TOD BetterHelp | Visit https://betterhelp.com/TOD to get matched with a licensed therapist and get 10% off your first month!