Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This week, Joe and Tom meet a cheesemonger, eat six cheeses and potentially get gout. Learn all about the Great Cheese War of 1766, Sardinian maggots and how many goats is a lot of goats. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 This week we meet Lee, who is an APT in a mortuary. There are some very serious parts to this episode, as well as some very funny parts, all of which delve into the inspiring work that Lee and his team do. What are the strangest things he has ever found in a dead body? How exactly do post-mortems work? How does he cope with some of the horrific things he sees? You'll find out. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Tickets only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 This is another episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous! We have a big time guest today who is on more TV shows than he can count... sometimes at the same time, it's Joel Dommett! However, before he found success, he did a stint at virgin megastore as a makeshift security guard, worked in his dad's cheese shop and tried his luck as an actor, where he once had to film a sex scene with Sienna Miller. We also talk about the Masked Singer, I'm A Celeb and put together a bonkers CV for Joel to take home. We will be recording episodes of Things People Did at The Clapham Grand every month next year, come along and get involved! Tickets only £15 here: : https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Warning, this episode may make you heave if you're not into disgusting stuff. Amber is a foot health specialist, who spends her days dealing with ingrowing toenails, bunions and verrucas. She also once dealt with some toenails that hadn't been cut in 30 years... As well as the gross stuff, we rate Joe and Tom's feet, and debate how much money Joe could get for pictures of his on OnlyFans. Might as well give it a go? We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Our guest this week is Gav, he's an ecologist, and he has spent most of his career smelling otter poo, counting newts and conducting bat surveys. In this episode, we learn why that is such important work, and about how we can all do simple things to help protect the environment around us. We also learn that Joe has a talent for identifying insects just by the sound they make underground...who knew? We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 To listen to Joe Wilkinson's Podcast, 'Chatabix', click here: https://podfollow.com/1560965008 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We're live at The Clapham Grand this week, and we've got something exciting up our sleeve. This is the first episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous. The best part is, we're going to be doing this every month live at The Clapham Grand in front of an audience, and you're invited to come and join in! We're kicking things off with a belter... it's Joe Wilkinson! Before he was a comedian, podcaster and actor, it turns out he used to blow up bouncy castles (but never tethered them), he used to work in a calendar factory, a toy shop and as a lifeguard... even though he can't swim. It's bonkers and hilarious in equal measure, as you'd expect. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To listen to Joe Wilkinson's Podcast, 'Chatabix', click here: https://podfollow.com/1560965008 And to go see him at one of his book signings, click here: https://linktr.ee/jwbookevents To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet a vicar and he might be the best vicar in the world. They ask him about weddings, funerals, swear words in the bible and whether the Lord is Father Tim's line manager. Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok To download Spond, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe has returned from The Rugby World Cup in France, so he's here to tell Tom, and the rest of us, about all of the big moments... New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some of the facts you will hear in this episode about germs will likely blow your mind. You may not even understand it all... we're not sure Joe did. But what we can tell you is that there is talk of zombie ants, the amount of bacteria on a nightclub carpet, viruses and if they could wipe out humanity, and a study on Belgian faeces which is quite frankly, ridiculous. Dr Jonathan Kennedy is our expert this week, and you can buy his book 'Pathogenesis' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pathogenesis/jonathan-kennedy//9781911709053 To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet a teacher and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about working in a school. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok z Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are at the Clapham Grand next week, come and see our live show! (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 What do you do when a patient farts? Do you secretly enjoy inflicting pain? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on the table mid massage? These are some of the questions Joe wanted to ask our guest today, who is a masseuse. Emma has treated thousand of patients over the years including multiple high profile athletes, and our very own Tom Fordyce. She tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about giving massages, and she also shares her incredible story from previously working with Lance Armstrong. New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're cracking open the Whisky in this episode (literally)... or is it spelled Whiskey? Well apparently that depends where it's made. Turns out we don't no much about whisky, so we brought in an expert to teach us all about it. Joe also drinks some of the samples way too quickly, so this one could go anywhere. Enjoy. To try the same whisky as Joe from The Clydeside Distillery, click here: https://www.theclydeside.com/ Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a stuntwoman and ask her about being set on fire, jumping off bridges and 31 year old ponies. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is the cleaning product that sorts out pretty much any stain? Is there an etiquette when snooping through people's wardrobes? Which is undisputedly the best hoover brand? We discuss all these important questions this week with our guest Natalie, who is a professional cleaner. There is also a controversial debate on how to correctly stack a dishwasher, and a very funny story involving some knickers being found in a church. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet someone who worked on Death Row in Texas and watched hundreds of executions. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have not one, but two guests on the show this week! John and Lily are father and daughter, who both selflessly give up their lives to volunteer for the RNLI. They are constantly on call to answer their pagers (yes, they still exist in 2023), suit up and head out to sea to rescue people on lifeboats... sometimes mid-roast dinner, which comes with its own roast potato related dilemmas. They rescue people from place crashes, sinking yachts and many other dangerous situations. The passion they have for lifeboats is infectious, and the passion John has for crocs footwear is something else entirely... Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices