A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. I am on tour right now and the shows have been very fun. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there. Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months. Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com Try going outside. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states. Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Watch your step. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship. Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too. Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeidecker And if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max. Also tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES: 3/16 PHOENIX AZ 3/19 LAS VEGAS NV 3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT 3/22 AUSTIN TX 3/23 DALLAS TX 3/24 HOUSTON TX 3/29 DETROIT MI 4/2 COLUMBUS OH 4/3 INDY IN 4/4 ST. LOUIS MO 4/5 CHICAGO IL 4/7 MILWAUKEE WI 4/12 SAN DIEGO CA 5/1 NASHVILLE TN 5/2 ATLANTA GA 5/3 TAMPA FL 5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL 5/17 DENVER CO 5/26 OSLO NORWAY 5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK 5/30 BERLIN GERMANY 5/31 AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS 6/2 STOCKHOLM SWEDEN 6/3 LISBON PORTUGAL 6/8 DUBLIN IRELAND 6/9 BELFAST UK 6/12 GLASGOW UK 6/13 MANCHESTER UK 6/15 BRIGHTON UK 6/16 LONDON UK 6/27 VANCOUVER CANADA 6/28 PORTLAND OR 6/29 SEATTLE WA 6/30 SAN FRANCISCO CA 8/11 HONOLULU HAWAII 9/7 TORONTO CANADA 9/9 CHARLOTTE NC 9/10 GREENVILE SC 9/13 RICHMOND VA 9/16 BALTIMORE MD 9/17 PHILADELPHIA PA 9/19 NEW YORK CITY 11/10 LOS ANGELES CA (AUSTRALIA DATES COMING SOON)

A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace. With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Get tickets to Therapy Gecko Live in 40+ cities around the world right here: https://therapygeckotour.com/ More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York. Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls. Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpA Go pet a cat. I am a gecko. Get tickets to Therapy Gecko Live in 40+ cities around the world right here: https://therapygeckotour.com/ More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens. Get tickets to Therapy Gecko Live in 40+ cities around the world right here: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com Get tickets to Therapy Gecko Live in 40+ cities around the world right here: https://therapygeckotour.com/ I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever