Three Bean Salad

About this podcast

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

About this podcast

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

Three Bean Salad

Episodes

Season 1
Musical Instruments
When Anna of Bremen suggested the beans hit the topic of musical instruments she could not have known how lethally boring Mike is when he starts talking about the guitar. Luckily the beans navigate away from this sub-topic with skill and cover Henry’s youthful golden flute obsession and why Ben should stick to badminton. Listeners of a sensitive disposition should be warned this episode contains a bean crisis plus Emergency Pompidou. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
June 16, 2021
50 min
Sleep
Victoria suggests that the beans talk about the subject of sleep. On their way they touch on Margaret Thatcher, soldiers in the jungle, and the act of eating a crab's memories. Plus bird stories. NOTE: do not listen to this episode while you are sleeping or it will reprogramme your brain and you'll wake up with the intellect of a small brown bird. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
June 8, 2021
58 min
Asteroids
Someone called Michael suggests that the beans talk about asteroids. With this episode, the listener probably benefits from a working knowledge of six-time world snooker champion Steve Davis (also known as The Nugget, Steve "Interesting" Davis, The Ginger Magician, The Romford Robot, Romford Slim, Master Cueman, Golden Nugget) but crucially, it's still enjoyable even to a listener with no knowledge of this snooker titan. You'll really love it if you ARE Steve Davis. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
June 1, 2021
44 min
Bags
It's the first episode based on a listener suggestion, and what a suggestion. Someone called Fiona suggests that the beans talk about bags and the they go at it with gusto and laser-guided precision. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
May 26, 2021
63 min
Submarines
Submarines is this week's topic, and inevitably the beans end up talking about flightless birds. And flightful birds. And flaming pedalos shaped like birds. And macadamia nuts.
May 18, 2021
46 min
Rome
Rome is the topic this week so Coventry, sponges and Russell Crowe all get a mention and that's just for starters. Once again, thanks to a man called Gareth for the theme. Soon it'll be your turn to point us in the right direction.
May 11, 2021
50 min
Lizards
A man called Gareth suggests that we discuss the topic of lizards. And so we cover crabs, octopuses, wolves, and of course, the royal family. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
May 5, 2021
63 min
Posters
A man called Gareth suggests that we discuss the topic of posters and see where it takes us. A counterfeit Santana. Prince Charles's toilet seat. Large and terrifying flightless birds. Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
April 27, 2021
51 min

Three Bean Salad

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About this podcast

Categories

Three Bean Salad

Episodes

Musical Instruments

Sleep

Asteroids

Bags

Submarines

Rome

Lizards

Posters