We’re back with another episode, and it’s a special one as we celebrate The Other Mr P’s birthday! 🎉 Adam shares the continuing saga of his elusive Ultimate Warrior towel—lost and found not once, but twice, is it lost forever? In our ranking of the week, we’re getting into the autumn spirit by listing our top five Harvest assembly bangers. We tackle a listener’s juicy dilemma, share stories of the weirdest thing a kid did at your school, share a massive O and finish with a listener’s ultimate act of petty revenge on her toxic school. Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Follow us on our socials and join the Facebook group to keep the conversation going! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, venting about the recent gloomy weather and how it impacts school life. The lads discuss the recent news that former MP Jonathan Gullis is struggling to return to teaching, sharing their thoughts on why he might be finding it hard to get back into teaching despite a huge recruitment crisis. They delve into the topic of things that instantly irritate them, particularly in the school environment and what makes them go from 0 to 100 As always, we’ve got some hilarious listener stories, including tales of teachers trying to show off and it backfiring spectacularly. From PE mishaps to classroom blunders, these anecdotes are sure to give you a good laugh! Make sure you share your questions, dilemmas, stories, or confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Two Mr Ps are back together in the same room after a few weeks apart, catching up on their recent adventures. Adam shares his eventful weekend in London, where he watched the Anthony Joshua fight and reflects on the realities of getting older and the toll of heavy weekends. The brothers introduce a new ranking segment, diving into a nostalgic list of things from their childhood that kids today will never experience, reminiscing about simpler times and the lost joys of their youth. They tackle a listener's dilemma about becoming a teaching assistant with a phobia that might make the job a bit of a struggle. The episode wraps up with some hilarious and cringe-worthy stories from the classroom, including an EYFS teacher's sticky situation involving a student's unconventional use of "glue" and a teacher hiding under a desk to avoid an angry parent. Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mr P is back in Newcastle delivering his popular year group cluster training sessions. Interested in booking one for your school or trust? Get in touch! Adam shares his eventful week, including running football trials for Years 5 and 6 and a hilarious swimming lesson where the kids thought he needed lessons himself! We discuss how the new school year is in full swing and the reality of when the novelty wears off for both teachers and students. Ever wondered what Jack Nicholson's iconic line from The Shining would be if the film were made today? We explore modern alternatives to "Here's Johnny!" and share our thoughts on the latest playground trends like the "Skibidi Toilet" craze. Our "Ranking of the Week" is back! This time, we're bravely ranking our favourite primary year groups to teach, from least to most preferred. Will you agree with our choices? We also share some hilarious teacher nicknames submitted by listeners, an awkward encounter in a supermarket's toiletry aisle, and an embarrassing moment at the opticians. Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy, a changing room mishap, and getting caught watching a meerkat at its most intimate moment. The new school year is well underway, so it's time for a story about a colonoscopy, The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The Two Mr Ps are back for the new school year! They have stories about home visits, a dilemma involving husband and wife drama, and there's even a dead dog. ​ The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR Mr P and the other Mr P speak to comedian Scott Bennett about the stuff we keep in our lofts, his kids, and how he balances his job with family life. The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR Take a trip down memory lane as the 2 Mr Ps speak to James Partridge, the singing teacher, currently wrapping up an Edinburgh Fringe show about Primary School Assembly Bangers! The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The Two Mr Ps spoke to comedian and podcaster, Dan Nightingale about the raucous crowds at live shows, and they put some of your stories and dilemmas to him! The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR Mr P caught up with podcast superstars, Lauren and Nicole from Self Care Club - a podcast where they test out self care treatments so you don't have to... anything from goat yoga to singing at flowers! The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR Mr P gets his fan-girl on and speaks to the one and only Alastair Campbell about his books, his podcasts, and about education in politics. The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR Mr P catches up with George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_ on X) to talk about his 29 challenges to aid child poverty, his journey into teaching, and Lee even sets one of the 29 challenges! The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR It is the last normal episode of the season, however, over the summer break we have managed to record some really exciting interviews with different guests to keep everything ticking over during the summer break. In this final episode of season 7, the two Mr Ps share their end of year party stories before sharing some of your tales. They share some of the most unusual end of year gifts before sharing some more of your hilarious stories.  ​ The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR It has been a while but The Mr P's are back for another packed episode. The lads catch up after missing the last couple of weeks due to illness. The Other Mr P talks about how football not coming home left him in the hospital and Mr P talks about visiting the DFE for the first time. The Mr Ps then talk through some dilemmas, share some more of your hilarious stories, finishing with a belting story of some epic fails during an interview. ​ The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The Other Mr P is back this week with a fantastic interview with Matt Green - star of The Voice, and well known as the rapping science teacher! You can check out Matt's Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/mattgreen.jgm/?hl=en The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR The Mr P's are back for another packed episode. The lads debrief England's Euro 24 journey so far and Mr P gives his reflections on his recent interview with the Labour Education Secretary, Bridget Phillipson, diving into key takeaways and what it means for the future of education. The lads share the first song that comes to mind when they hear a phrase and wonder what that says about their music taste. There are some great teacher tired tales and Mr P shares some of your 'REPLY ALL' horror stories, where seemingly harmless email mishaps led to unexpected and often cringe-worthy consequences. The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a special episode of the podcast, Mr P has a chat with the shadow education secretary Bridget Phillipson. Unfortunately, The Other Mr P is away on a residential and therefore couldn't join, so Mr P is having a more serious chat with the potential new education secretary. With the general election less than a month away, he was keen to chat to Bridget about some of the policies announced and hopefully provide teachers and schools staff an opportunity to hear about what changes would be made if Bridget was to become the next education secretary. They were able to cover a range of topics from the levels of child poverty, school funding, the SEND crisis, recruitment and retention, Ofsted, workload, support staff and curriculum reforms. We hope you find it useful and we would love to hear your feedback. Mr P came away from the chat hopeful, with the feeling that Bridget would do what we don't think any Education Secretary has done in the past decade which is engage, value and listen to the profession.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR In this episode, Mr P's brother recounts his recent camping residential and Mr P talks about his weekend at Center Parcs. Mr P shares examples of myths that people still believe. There is a dilemma of what to do when you have a gut feeling about something going on in school. Then more of your crazy stories are shared including more scandal, a teacher tired that'll leave you cringing, mistakenly overhearing a conversation from your pupils about lubricants and a teacher with a bird phobia who quite frankly puts themselves into too many situations involving birds.  The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR We hope everyone had a fantastic half-term break! In this episode, the Two Mr Ps share their contrasting half term experiences: Mr P lived out his boyhood dreams by playing at Old Trafford, while the Other Mr P had a blast at an inflatable indoor park. They dive into the "Genny Lec," exploring how Gen Z abbreviations could be applied to teaching terms. Mr P recounts some of the funniest comments written on reports, while the Other Mr P shares some of the most awkward questions asked during puberty lessons. To wrap up, Mr P presents your unbelievable teaching stories that always leave people in disbelief. The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR We are back with a bumper episode! Firstly, we'd like to thank everyone for their lovely messages after last week's episode. The conversation starts with Mr. P discussing the new book he is reading that warns about exposing children to smartphones. This leads into a dilemma, highlighting just one of the many issues with children and technology. As everyone is in the midst of exam season—SATs, GCSEs, and A-Levels—Mr. P shares some of the funniest answers seen in tests and exams. The Other Mr. P shares some shocking comments made by old school teachers in the past, which makes you realise just how lovely teachers are now. The episode concludes with a shocking bit of scandal that is hard to wrap your head around. The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour.  Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices