Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga
Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga
About Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga
WE'RE BACK AFTER A SHORT BREAK. Come on we're not actually ending the podcast early. In this episode of Unbitten we are covering chapters 16 and 17, in which Leah is amazing and we are absolutely shipping her with Jacob, then Edward hears baby thoughts and Jacob has to drive away to go be creepy in a park.
In this episode of Unbitten we cover chapters 12 and 13 of Breaking Dawn where we are so so so excited to have Leah join the pack. Justice for Leah Clearwater! Enjoy a rant about chromosomes, Bella getting her blood sippy on, and of course, every bit of Seth that we can get. Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
In this episode of Unbitten, we cover chapters 10 and 11 of Breaking Dawn. In other words it's where things really start getting FUN! Jacob tries to convince Bella not to have her demon spawn, we ask logistical questions about vampires all raising a human baby if she were to have a normal baby instead, and then Jacob AND SETH LEAVE THE WOLF PACK. Look we just love Seth okay. Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
In this episode we cover chapter 8 and 9 of Book 2 of Breaking Dawn. IT'S JACOB TIME. Where the chapter titles are finally interesting and you can feel the icky teen boy oozing off every thought in his head. We get a close up look with Quil hanging out with his child bride as well as Bella and her gross pregnancy.
In these final two chapters of Book 1 of Breaking Dawn, Cameron and Emily talk way too much about vomit on account of Bella's vomiting (sorry). We have some headboard breaking and some sex dream crying in these chapters, haven't we all been there before? If only those fade to blacks weren't so faded.
Coming to you FROM THE SAME HOME it's us! In this very special episode, Cam travels all the way to visit Em, just to talk more about these silly books. Chapter 4 sees a happy Bella at her wedding, and an unhappy Jacob who proved once again he can't be trusted to be chill. It's sad, it's angering, and it's kind of sweet? Still confused that this book keeps managing to be decent (we have a low bar). Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
Today we cover both chapter 2 and 3 of Breaking Dawn. The chapters in which Edward has to go to a bachelor party while Bella thinks about bloodthirsty vampire babies and has more incredibly specific dreams, and also in which Bella gets ready to be married and then does in fact get married. Cameron questions deeper about vampire biology, and Emily is here with very "helpful" answers. Readers and listeners alike want to know! How do those dicks work! Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
WELCOME TO BREAKING DAWN. The beginning of the end of the saga. In this exciting episode we get into why... Stephenie Meyer wrote a good chapter for once? From discussions of Bella's absurd "before" car to excitement for that honeymoon, this episode sure is a ride. Thank you to our editor Edward's Hairball (aka Emily) Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
It's FINALLY HEREE!!!! And it's a long one!! Join Cam, Em, AND a special hairball guest- our editor- for our Eclipse moie episode! We discuss editor Emily's husband's astute observations, new iconic scenes (bAtTLe sCaRs), Cam's new crush, and more! Thank you as always to our editor, Emily (Hairball!) Twitter: https://twitter.com/unbittenpod Patreon: https://patreon.com/unbittenpod
Cam and Em return once again for more Bree Tanner. We continue to discover how much better S Meyer is at writing shorter books, we begin to stan Fred, and, as always, we question our sanity. Thank you to our editor, Emily (Hairball)!! Twitter: https://twitter.com/unbittenpod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
In this episode we cover the first half of the Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. While questioning Stephenie Meyer's ability to write teenagers, we also sit in shock at how this book is somehow... BETTER? If only all her novels were forced to be novellas. Also vampire kissing is WEIRD!
Em and Cam are eternally relieved to finally finish another installment of The Twilight Saga! We wrap up this third book with the closest thing SM will get to spice, releasing Alice upon the world of wedding planning, and Jacob's most emo moment yet. Strap in, besties. Thanks to our editor Edward's Hairball for their help in making this podcast as unhinged as possible! https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
On this episode of Unbitten we discuss Chapter 26 of Eclipse. We are so very tired of Jacob and his manipulation and Bella and her guilt. In fact we seem to be pretty tired of this book now that the action is over as we kept trying to talk about anything OTHER than the book. Thanks to our editor Edward's Hairball as always for managing our chaos and adding their own chaos! https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
In a characteristically Stephanie Meyer moment, this book continues to place all its drama in the last 4 chapters. One of our favs (or least favs) is hurt, we get a visit from some old friends from last book, and we commit some arson. We also discuss the lack of proper stakes, Bella's fainting problem, and Victoria's overall plot. Plus, we get a sneak peek into what we'll be reading next!!
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it's time to listen to an episode where everyone makes bad decisions! We get very angry at Bella and even more angry at Jacob. He really has the audacity. Timestamps for talking about suicide: 47:01 - 50:33 Thanks to our editor Edward's Hairball as always for managing our chaos and adding their own chaos! https://twitter.com/UnbittenPod https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod
After a bit of a break due to scheduling issues, Em and Cam return for chapter 22 of Eclipse! We discuss jealousy between bros, ponder Jacob's possible foot fetish and confirmed weird fantasies, and return to our roots by dunking on S Meyer's horrible writing abilities.