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Uncle Si feels for young people who are trying to follow Christ and struggling with anxiety and offers some advice for overcoming those thoughts. Godwin’s anniversary is coming up and he knows just what to get his wife, but it’s definitely not expensive jewelry! John-David’s son outdressed him for Easter and cut a dashing figure with his presidential look. Martin picks apart an April Fool’s Day joke, but Si pulls off the granddaddy of them all! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Martin recall their wacky contract during the “Duck Dynasty” days to never cut their hair or beards for the entire length of the show! John-David wishes he could see Si without a beard and photos of beardless Jase disturb everyone in the room. Jay Stone thinks he’s figured out what drew them all to the hairy look for so long and John-David once got a haircut from Willie in the middle of a restaurant! https://www.netsuite.com/duck — Now through April 15th, NetSuite is offering a one-of-a-kind flexible financing program! Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts during the $25 Extravaganza with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets chummy with Christian band Big Daddy Weave and even puts on a concert of his own! John-David gets embarrassed by Sadie and Christian on the pickleball court and Si tells the story of his stickball experience courtesy of the Choctaw Nation. Phillip is so experienced at going to Si’s gigs that he now brings his own equipment for leftovers and Martin totally agrees with the science that proves one of Si’s taller tales to be true. http://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is excited to have his wife, Christine, back from the hospital, and he can’t help but show it! Martin gets into the doghouse by losing his wallet and keys with a rookie mistake. John-David and Godwin share some of the dumbest things they’ve ever done, and the boys are thrilled that their producer Hunter’s quest for love has come to an end … for now! https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si empathizes with veterans who struggle inwardly and outwardly, given his own experience with war. Stone has a proud father moment when his 9 year old daughter achieves her gray belt in jiu jitsu and updates the guys on Rucker’s progress on the mat. John-David is glad to have a fellow bidet lover in the Robertson family, but it definitely isn’t Si. Martin is excited for his boys to grow up a little more so he can teach them the same values he was raised with. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck https://pureflix.com/TheBlind — Try Great American Pure Flix FREE for 7 days & watch The Blind starting March 22! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si overcomes his panic when his wife has a bad fall, and he makes an emergency 911 call to get her to the hospital. Phillip feels a little guilty for not having his phone on him during the emergency, and John-David wins Father of the Year for making his son’s birthday party pretty amazing. Martin gets into a dangerous situation when his boat trailer jackknifes on the interstate, and the boys are glad they’re no longer a part of the modern dating scene. https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://www.tommyjohn.com/duck — Check out Tommy John’s luxurious Second Skin Limited Edition Colors NOW! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s bank account gets hacked from across the pond, proving his point about the danger of computers. Martin and John-David agree that anyone who is around Willie should keep their valuables and personal information locked up and Si doubles down on his disapproval of motorcycles. Stone is amused by Rucker being his newest jiu jitsu recruit, though Rucker’s first lesson comes to an abrupt and painful end. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin calls out bakeries that don’t provide options for sugar-free folks like himself and Si refuses to eat cookies without raisins. The boys relive their most dangerous stunts, though Martin was injured doing something pretty ordinary. John-David pulled several stunts that ended with law enforcement showing up and Si recalls the good old days of sneaking out at night to horse around with his cousins.  https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si needs new footwear, has a birthday coming up and authorizes the boys to get him some cool new kicks, preferably in gold! John-David relives his glory days as a tipsy LARPer towering over the assembled nerds, and Martin is down for a domino game as a podcast episode as long as he’s on Si’s team. Phillip once got trash talked out of the house by Si and other Robertsons during a poker game and the boys recount their experiences meeting both nice and rude celebrities.  https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! http://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is happy to visit with Jep and Jessica Robertson to get an update on their lives. Jep is proud of the sports success his sons have had and Jessica is gearing up to marry off another daughter! John-David questions the odd sounds he hears coming from their house at night since they live next door and Si reports his own recent experience with mystery nighttime noises. Martin is impressed but slightly frightened by Jessica’s choice for their next pet! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is creeped out by how many robots there are in our daily lives, though John-David and his family are very much into it. Stone is excited that his youngest daughter is now old enough for her first deer hunt with him and Si and Martin encourages young people to hustle in a responsible way to support themselves and learn life skills. Stone shares a horrific story about a Roomba gone wrong that apparently isn’t that uncommon. Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is pretty sure that AI has impersonated him after one of his stories goes awry. Godwin wants to revamp the full-service gas station industry and John-David puts his anti-social tendencies on full display at the grocery store. Martin recently experienced restaurant service from a waiter who is both a cat and a robot. The boys come up with a plan to communicate with Si since his house in the boonies still doesn’t have phone service. https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com — Save up to half-off on select plants and when you use code DUCK at checkout you’ll get an additional 15% off! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Uncle Si fan gets more than he bargained for by trying Si’s home remedy! Si and Phillip get their creative juices flowing by listening to his favorite songs, and Martin is impressed with the depth and breadth of their musical interests. John-David is staggered by Si’s “weird” pizza preferences, and Martin can’t understand where Si puts all that pizza on his skinny frame. Si’s backwards neighbors take out their ignorance on an unusual flying object, and Willie unwittingly gives the boys more material to tease him with. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si misses the days that the drive-in movies were popular (even though he mostly paid attention to his wife, not the movie) and tries convincing the boys to help him open one of their own in town. Martin & John-David can’t get over Si’s unintentional trip to see “Ted” because he thought it would be a family movie. Godwin is excited to help someone else name their child and Martin’s twin's recent milestone has everyone giving him fatherly advice. https://www.tommyjohn.com/duck — These are amazing! Get $25 OFF sitewide through February 20th! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air as Uncle Si and the boys give insight into their married lives. Si can’t believe how young these two soon-to-be-married couples seem, especially since one of them is Jay Stone’s daughter. Jay reveals how his daughter’s boyfriend asked for her hand in a deer stand and Si recalls how he used to strike fear into the hearts of his daughter’s boyfriends. John-David and Martin are shocked and amused at how Si’s teeth got to be in the state they’re in and Si pays his respects to the late Toby Keith. https://www.readypantry.com/duck — Get 10% off your order and free shipping when you use code DUCK! https://www.nuts.com/duck — Get a free gift with purchase for new customers and free shipping on orders of $29 or more right now! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything and free shipping on your entire order with promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si & Korie Robertson relive Si’s lawsuit and how he charmed the entire courtroom, including the judge! Martin discovers the source of several famous catchphrases he and the Robertsons use and John-David is underwhelmed by Si’s abilities as a rapper. Si and the boys are impressed and moved by Korie & Sadie’s mission in Guatemala to translate the Bible for a small community who speak an ancient language. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & for a limited time you’ll get 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows! https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s preppy past is revealed by the wonder of the internet, and John-David can’t wait to share the photographic proof with the world. Martin feels the need to clarify an awkward but still true episode of “Duck Dynasty,” and Phillip shares the security footage of a hit and run that he was recently the victim of. Si and George H. W. Bush are both known for the same thing at a Houston hospital, and the boys debate the pros and cons of being the president of the United States. https://www.drinkhoist.com — Check out the new Blaze Orange bottle today and get 20% off your purchase when you use the code DUCK at checkout! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Godwin is officially down 100 pounds and everyone couldn’t be happier for him! Si has finally put a little paunch on his lanky frame after decades of effort from Miss Kay. Martin’s love of chicken liver is inexplicable to John-David, and the boys find some more wacky “Duck Dynasty” merch out in the world. Si swears his older brother once drove a Beetle underneath a cow, but the boys aren’t so sure they buy it. Get the most for your retirement. Get started at https://www.robinhood.com/boost https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on everything and free shipping on your entire order with promo code DUCK! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si led the German police to think he was a serial killer by leaving a bloody mess in the basement of his apartment building! Phillip exposes the things Si does in his kitchen that everyone agrees should usually be done outside. John-David waffles on giving up something that’s been important to him his whole life and Martin sacrifices something special for his wife because she definitely earned it with her toughness. Phillip gives a health update to a concerned listener and the boys pick what scent each other’s candles would be if they had one named after themselves. https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off and 2 free wellness shots per box when you use code duck50! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & for a limited time you’ll get 10 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices