Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted

After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted

William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. https://saily.com/sexted

William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at  https://saily.com/sexted

William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at  https://saily.com/sexted

The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘International Cock Or Ball’. There’s also an official adjudication on whether you should ever pre-heat an air fryer from our resident expert Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and things get a little bit uncomfortable in the studio after a G&Diva’s comment gets Producer Ben horny. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at  https://saily.com/sexted

BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at  https://saily.com/sexted.

It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans. *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically.

Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls.

With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield.

William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube.

Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet.

Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.

Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour.

There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.

The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.

There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.

William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.