WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE COEFFICIENT?!

Has Liverpool's title dream been ENDED by Erik ten Hag's doughnut of doom?! I mean... maybe. Could be.

United - Liverpool was so chaotic that Peter and I couldn't move on with our lives before having a long chat about it all.

The resort is still on tour! The Champions League draw happened, so we look at that. Then I subject Peter to a quiz, and he has a big moment.

The Lars Resort is on the road! Which does not stop us from belatedly catching up on the big game of the weekend, this time with Peter Welpton live and in person. Which is odd and exciting for everyone.

United are poor, but the good news is Marcus Rashford still really likes them. Everton are strange, and Dyche vs stats.

Some Glasner, the oncoming Moyesening, Eddie being streaky and the importance of not falling down.

Is there a title race? Will Moysey ever hit the NOS? What are those strange noises coming from the Peter Welpton suite? And quite a bit more besides.

If a transfer window slams shut in a forest, but there are no signings around, does it still make a sound?

Well, we didn't see that coming. Peter joins to help makes sense of it all.

We're almost a year on from our marathon chat with Tor-Kristian Karlsen about his annual list of the best 39 players in the world aged 21 or under. So let's revisit the list, the players, and have a look at how they've developed since then.

Angry letters, hobby horses and a little magpie.

Newcastle were back, and then they weren't. Ten Hag still stuck. And now the wayward English are off to Germany.

In which I struggle with cups, and obsess over some wayward Germans. Just a normal week for me, I guess.

New year, same pod! We bring Peter back to ponder who did well over the holidays and who didn't.

Peter, now upgraded to "fan favorite", is back to help me look ahead at the festive fixture pile-up.

We're back! As is the great Peter Welpton to help me pick apart the weekend. Also, there are bleeps.

Manchester United are about to get a new minority owner who will apparently run the sporting side of things at the club. Sir Jim Ratcliffe has tried his hand at owning a football club before. How did that go? Andy Brassell probably knows, because he basically knows everything.

We've played enough games this season that we can take a look at some numbers. Because that's fun, right? I SAID BECAUSE THAT'S FUN, RIGHT? Yes, I thought so.

Peter is back, lots of Premier League action to chew up and digest. And we answer the important questions like what is going on with the color of Spurs' third kit.