Thursday Night Football was awesome for a change and Kirk Cousins is back (00:00:00-00:06:19). Pete Alonso saves the Mets season and playoff baseball absolutely rocks (00:06:19-00:21:59). We do a quick impromptu Mt Rushmore of Months (00:21:59-00:28:53). NFL Week 5 picks and preview for every game on Sunday + Fantasy Lad Boys (00:28:53-01:46:33). Colts QB Joe Flacco joins the show to talk about his game in relief Sunday, bonuses he doesn't even know about, the Browns not offering him a contract and more (01:46:33-02:06:08). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:06:08-02:21:41). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Playoff baseball is here and the Mets may be a team of destiny. Tigers win with their hoss Tarik Skubal, Orioles bad luck continues and we find a new website to grade fan experiences (00:00:00-00:21:21). RIP Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose (00:21:21-00:30:26). Monday Night Football had two very different games and the Lions looked awesome while the Dolphins are a bummer (00:30:26-00:48:15). We talk College Football (00:48:15-01:07:51). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (01:07:51-01:25:47). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk ball, quarterback play, building a culture in football and more (01:25:47-02:12:00). We then finish with listener submitted FAQ’s (02:12:00-02:19:31). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We start with the fastest 2 minutes. Then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:39) Vikings 31, Packers 29 (00:09:39-00:20:57) Falcons 26, Saints 24 (00:20:57-00:28:36) Bears 24, Rams 18 (00:28:36-00:42:57) Colts 27, Steelers 24 (00:42:57-00:52:33) Bengals 34, Panthers 24 (00:52:33-00:56:53) Broncos 10, Jets 9 (00:56:53-01:14:04) Bucs 33, Eagles 16 (01:14:04-01:29:47) Texans 24, Jaguars 20 (01:29:47-01:41:09) Commanders 42, Cardinals 14 (01:41:09-01:49:37) 49ers 30, Patriots 13 (01:49:37-01:52:10) Raiders 20, Browns 16 (01:52:10-02:00:25) Chiefs 17, Chargers 10 (02:00:25-02:09:05) We finish with who's back of the week. (02:09:05-02:24:02). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Thursday Night Football doesn’t have enough flags as the Cowboys beat the Giants and everyone got hurt.(00:00:00-00:05:07:) The A’s last game in Oakland and fuck John Fisher forever(00:05:07-00:12:06). NFL Week 4 Picks and Previews including the sad state of the Jaguars and Andy Dalton doing something no Carolina Panthers QB has ever done(00:12:06-01:35:24). Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney join the show to talk some puck, PFT and Big Cat investing in a ball hockey team, Connor McDavid, rumour boys and tons more(01:35:24-02:17:43). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week(02:17:43-02:29:34). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Jayden Daniels is incredible and we talk Monday Night Football and PFT’s experience in Cincy (00:00:00-00:22:37). The Bills are humming and Trevor Lawrence is broken (00:22:37-00:27:56). College Football talk and Travis Hunter should be the Heisman winner (00:27:56-00:44:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a shift to team Raiola and Joe Mazzulla misses Hank (00:44:42-01:01:19). NFL Writer Michael Silver joins the show to talk football, his new book about the Shanahan coaching tree “The Why Is Everything”, crazy Dennis Rodman stories and tons more (01:01:19-02:04:48). We finish with Guys on Chicks (02:04:48-02:14:10). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (00:00:00-00:08:16) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (00:08:16-00:20:15) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (00:20:15-00:25:22) Colts 21, Bears 16 (00:25:22-00:36:55) Giants 21, Browns 15 (00:36:55-00:44:00) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (00:44:00-00:50:24) Packers 30, Titans 14 (00:50:24-00:55:02) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (00:55:02-01:04:20) Panthers 36, Raiders 22 (01:04:20-01:11:57) Rams 27, 49ers 24 (01:11:57-01:17:43) Lions 20, Cardinals 13 (01:17:43-01:20:58) Seahaws 24, Dolphins 3 (01:20:58-01:28:21) Ravens 28, Cowboys 25 (01:28:21-01:33:54) Chiefs 22, Falcons 17 (01:33:54-01:36:01) We preview Monday Night Football (01:36:01-01:42:51) and finish with who's back of the week (01:42:51-01:52:34). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Aaron Rodgers is back and the Patriots are dead. We talk Thursday Night Football and Memes wanted to fight Hank earlier(00:00:00-00:13:12). Shohei goes 50/50 then 51/51 (00:13:12-00:15:31). Woj retires (00:15:31-00:21:54). NFL Week 3 Picks and Preview including Arthur Blank night in Atlanta, Skylar Thompson having a shitty number and more deep analysis (00:21:54-01:40:56). Fantasy Ladboys. (01:40:56-01:47:59) Spice Adams joins the show to talk football, his career, becoming an internet meme, and Defense (01:47:59-02:40:06). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:40:09-02:57:04). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Kirk Cousins is back after he silences Philadelphia on Monday Night. Max was in attendance and has a report card from the Linc on this year’s Eagles team. Max and Memes try to negotiate a trade (00:00:00-00:29:47). Bryce Young is out as QB1 in Carolina (00:29:47-00:36:35). CFB Wednesdays (00:36:35-00:44:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ben Simmons being back to all star caliber based on his offseason workouts (00:44:56-01:03:30). SEC Network and former Auburn Tiger Cole Cubelic joins the show to talk College Football, is Georgia in trouble, can anyone match up with Texas and tons more (01:03:30-01:42:45). We finish with listener submitted pardon your takes (01:42:45-01:58:19). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Week 2 in the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:57) Raiders 26, Ravens 23 (00:09:57-00:20:04) Bucs 20, Lions 16 (00:20:04-00:24:42) Saints 44, Cowboys 19 (00:24:42-00:31:13) Commanders 21, Giants 18 (00:31:13-00:40:03) Seahawks 23, Patriots 20 (00:40:03-00:53:08) Vikings 23, 49ers 17 (00:53:08-01:00:58) Jets 24, Titans 17 (01:00:58-01:10:57) Packers 16, Colts 10 (01:10:57-01:21:23) Browns 18, Jaguars 13 (01:21:23-01:25:56) Chargers 26, Panthers 3 (01:25:56-01:39:19) Chiefs 26, Bengals 25 (01:41:17-01:57:57) Cardinals 41, Rams 10 (01:57:57-01:59:54) Steelers 13, Broncos 6 (01:59:54-02:05:22) Texans 19, Bears 13 (02:05:22-02:29:33) We finish with who's back of the week. Big Cat picks a pinky team and numbers (02:29:33-02:44:08) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The Bills are back and Tua got another awful concussion that has us worried about our future (00:00:00-00:09:04). Shannon Sharpe went viral for accidentally having sex on Instagram Live (00:09:04-00:13:28). NFL Week 2 Picks and preview for every game and we are going to find out who is good and who may stink (00:13:28-01:27:40). Fantasy Fuccbois and our TD picks (01:27:40-01:34:41). Brooks Koepka and Talor Gooch join us in studio to talk some golf, being named Gooch, Oklahoma State, what happened with this year's Blake of the year and more (01:34:41-02:05:31). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:05:31-02:28:11). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Aaron Rodgers survived MNF but the Jets did not. The Niners are still really good and memes is down bad after the Jets loss (00:00:00-00:18:06). We talk College Football, what’s going on in Colorado and does USC have a defense (00:18:06-00:29:05)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including saving the Orlando’s Chili and Joey Mazzula has his motivation (00:29:05-00:55:56). Scottie Scheffler joins the show to talk about his incredible season, getting arrested, his love for Stu Feiner and sports advisors and more (00:55:56-01:36:44). NIU Head Coach Thomas Hammock joins the show to talk about his huge upset over Notre Dame, program defining wins, motivation and more (01:36:44-01:56:29). We finish with listener submitted FAQ’s with some questions listeners want answers to (01:56:29-02:06:40). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

NFL is back and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:10:03). We then recap every game from Sunday Eagles 34, Packers 29 (00:10:03-00:23:11) Bears 24, Titans 17 (00:23:11-00:30:04) Bills 34, Cardinals 28 (00:30:04-00:35:19) Texans 29, Colts 27 (00:35:19-00:44:11) Dolphins 20, Jaguars 17 (00:44:11-00:58:21) Patriots 16, Bengals 10 (00:58:21- 01:10:20) Steelers 18, Falcons 10 (01:10:20-01:18:44) Vikings 28, Giants 6 (01:18:44- 01:24:49) Saints 47, Panthers 10 (01:24:49-01:34:19) Bucs 37, Commanders 20 (01:34:19-01:43:02) Cowboys 33, Browns 17 (01:43:02-01:55:11) Chargers 22, Raiders 10 (01:55:11-02:00:39) Seattle 26, Denver 20 (02:00:39-02:04:50) Lions 26, Rams 20 (02:04:50-02:06:18) We finish with Who's back of the week and a possible punishment for our gambling picks (02:06:18-02:33:12). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The Chiefs take Game 1 with a thrilling ending and a ref show (00:00:00-00:10:46). NFL Week 1 is here and we do picks and previews for every game + a TD Parlay, is Dennis Allen getting desperate and Jerry Jones is turning up the heat (00:10:46-01:15:39). Fantasy Fuccbois is back (01:15:39-01:22:34). Pittsburgh Pirates pitching phenom Paul Skenes joins the show to talk about his rookie year, his crazy story to being the number 1 pick, is he worried about Baby Gronk and more (01:22:34-02:05:53). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:05:53-02:31:35). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We're on the eve of the NFL season and we're so pumped for football. We do our annual NFL Head Coach's draft and pick some MVP picks, Super Bowl picks, and least improved pick (00:00:00-00:41:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Kristin Cavallari, US Open Tennis and more (00:41:52-00:57:23). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk 2024 NFL season, what teams will surprise us, quarterbacks he's high on and more (00:57:23-01:39:45). Outdoor Adventurer and explorer Forrest Galante joins the show to talk about his wild life finding animals, swimming with sharks, tracking species that are thought to be extinct and more (01:39:45-02:28:55). We finish with the Mt Rushmore finale, the reduel between Hank and PFT and the punishment attached (02:28:55-02:58:38). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and Brian Kelly is yet again making headlines. We talk winners and losers from Week 1 of College Football and no one had a better weekend than Notre Dame fans (00:00:00-00:18:10). Billy Napier is basically fired and Dabo has lost his way (00:18:10-00:21:16). FSU is down bad and a fan is refusing to eat shit after he promised to (00:21:16-00:35:56). Who's back of the week including Scottie Scheffler, Joey Chestnut and Kirk Herbstreits dog, Ben (00:35:56-00:48:29). Dan Orlovsky joins the show to preview the 2024 NFL season, his top quarterbacks, teams that may surprise us and Super Bowl winner (00:48:29-01:38:34). We finish the show with the first ever Mt Rushmore duel between PFT and Hank to decide the loser of Mt Rushmore season (01:38:34-02:32:35). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we have another blind poll to dig into this time by agents. Is having urgency for a quarterback good (00:00:00-00:35:08)? The finale of Mt Rushmore season with the Mt Rushmore of things in a college guy’s apartment (00:35:08-01:05:04). Tom Fornelli and Brandon Walker join us to break down the upcoming 2024 CFB season with some hot take, playoff picks and Heisman + we have a competition between the two to decide our college expert (01:05:04-02:13:56). Joey Chestnut joins the show ahead of his eat off with Kobayashi and to talk about what happened this summer (02:13:56-02:30:37). We finish with Fyre fest of the week (02:30:37-02:51:19). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise (00:00:00-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people (00:28:17-00:52:48). Mt Rushmore of Everything (00:52:48-01:11:37). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to do a fantasy preview, call his wife for permission to enter our league, and a poem for Hank (01:11:37-02:27:56). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s (02:27:56-02:44:10). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we have once again been let down by DJU. We talk the games from Saturday plus the final preseason games (00:00:00-00:21:09). Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani are absurd and deserve more attention (00:21:09-00:26:50). Who’s back of the week including Oasis and RFK Jr selling coke (00:26:50-00:41:21). Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman joins the show to talk about this season, his football career, how he recruits, and tons more (00:41:21-01:20:03). Andy Staples joins us to preview the College Football season, Heisman and who is going to the playoff (01:20:03-02:02:12). We finish with Mt Rushmore of business jargon with Hank’s dad. Also don’t listen to the lottery ball it’s not important (02:02:12-02:33:15). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Barstool Summer Camp is coming to a close and we’re all gassed after our aquatics showing Wednesday. We read some headlines in what may be the slowest sports week of the year (00:00:00-00:29:40). Mt Rushmore of Orange things and a possible voter tampering issue (00:29:40-00:59:16). Will Compton joins the show (sober this time) to finally find out if anyone hates JJ Redick, college football, is this the year for Nebraska and some funny stories from his playing days (00:59:16-01:34:57). Sam Morril joins the show in studio to talk comedy, the Knicks, bombing on purpose on morning talk shows and more (01:34:57-02:28:48). We finish with Fyre fest of the week (02:28:48-02:47:48). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We made it on Hard Knocks and it was fucking awesome. We talk about going up to interview Caleb Williams and episode 3. In horrible news J-Lo and Ben Affleck have divorced (00:00:00-00:16:27). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the almost Matthew Judon trade, college kids going back to school and Tua ripping Brian Flores (00:16:27-00:46:47). Mt Rushmore of things that are hard to explain (00:46:47-01:19:46). Chicago Bears QB1 Caleb Williams joins the show to talk about his first NFL training camp, winning the Heisman, re-writing Bears history, the difference between cocky and confident and tons more (01:19:46-01:50:52). We finish with guys on chicks (01:50:52-02:02:30). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take