We have a yearning for a good pub quiz, while Darren is realigning himself with life back in his old chair in the studio. Joe wants to become a biker and Darren wants to become a wedding planner – but he’s worried about getting his spelling right. Joe unveils a controversial t-shirt and there’s a lot of talk about the passing of Pope Francis, with Darren fondly remembering the time the Pontiff me the Yup Bros, and there are some odd ideas for was to select the next leader of the Catholic Church. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

Joe makes his long awaited return to the studio, as his theatre odyssey comes to a close. He is greeted with unsettling ASMR routines form Darren, an update from one of our most devoted listeners, and the rare joy of a Stall It sing along. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

Terence power returns to once gain fill the gap left by Joe making his White House visit, and we are rapidly thrown into a confused delve into the theory of evolution, with big questions around the origins of Jack Russells and how evolution led humanity to walk upright, use tools and at long last to making podcasts. There’s an issue raised with someone blowing up the moon to make a statement, and the claim humanity got carried away with the amount of languages on offer. All in all it leaves Eoin screaming for a bit of common sense and Darren falling back on his most surefire, quick fire joke. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

With Joe making a last minute visit to the White House we draft in friend of the podcast, Terence Power, from Talking Bollox. It’s not long before Darren and Terence are plotting longer term plans and prison escapes. Terence breaks a cardinal rule of Stall It around birthdays, and gives us some information about birthday weeks that would enrage our absent co-host. Darren strikes back at some listener criticism and oversees a royal rumble in the comments. And we consider the best ways to spend a million quid on a wind up. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

And so here we are, 200 episodes in and after over 10,000 minutes of podcasting, are we stuck searching the GoLoud offices for a tin whistle? Yes we are. Beyond the hunt for a wind instrument that fits the occasion, we enjoy a retrospective of the past two ton of shows, with everyone from Stadium the Stadium to the Joe’s mate Barry getting their mention. We hear a bleak update on the future of the Very Good Spice Bag, but Joe proudly stands over his record of undertaking ridiculous tasks inspired by podcast content, and Darren has a song or two (or more) for us to mark the moment. Send all of your questions, comments, favourite Stall It memories and song requests to stallit@goloudnow.com

We have the option of some noisy shoes and a lifetime option of tracksuits, and Darren has grown sick of bean juice even as conspiracy theories float around the great controversy. And there’s a strongly worded reply to a question about the physics of sandwich consumption. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We pit the global AI giants in a battle of which computing superpower has the greatest knowledge of Stall It, and find a clear and decisive winner – and a snarky loser. Joe is almost deported, or thinks he is, as he falls to victim to an exquisitely executed hoax. Joe longs to have a stalker and Darren plans for questioning by border authorities on his honeymoon. We hear about the disappointing realities of theatre life and Darren wonders if everything is a game changer. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

The bean juice and ketchup debate rages on and Joe is, unsurprisingly, not backing down. We completely lose our composure as we remember the Eurosaver menu. And we outrage ourselves over your questions about drinking tea from a glass and old wives tales. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We almost have no Joe this week, and Darren isn’t sure if him showing up late is better than never showing up at all. We take a trawl through Darren’s looks throughout the ages and as we analyse his timeline we realise he has regressed, around the time he and Joe got into a relationship. We hear about Darren’s big audition to land a potentially career altering role, which ends up in an excruciatingly awkward moment. Two of Darren’s most beloved creations reenact a famous movie scene. Joe’s American adventure has moved to the commercial world, and finds him meeting more dodgy characters and places, and bemoaning the massive chunk of Americans who have never, and never will, leave their country. And we ponder some plans for a big milestone we have coming up, and the tin whistle is on the cards. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We consider fashion through the ages, and somehow end up with Darren imagining being jocked during the Free Love era. There’s a bath of beans that leads on to a hearted debate about the specific differences, or not, between ketchup and the tomato juice in your tin of baked beans. One listener asks a question that finds an unwelcome response (sorry) and Joe continues to forget our most dedicated American listener. Send all of your questions to stallit@goloudnow.com

Darren reveals a new talent as he unveils his latest artistic creation, and all before he heads off to judge a school talent contest where he hopes ane expects to see a dog performing tricks. Joe’s life in America reaches ever greater heights of glamour as he’s started microwaving his veg, but he has finally made it to the stage as his play gets underway. Meanwhile at home his dinosaur has been attracting local attention. Send all of your questions and messages to stallit@goloudnow.com

This week your questions bring us the offer of living each other’s lives, the dangers of having your life’s private correspondence displayed on a telly around your neck in exchange for some big cash rewards, the chance to relive one day from the past, and we get us into a housing appliance Royal Rumble. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

In slightly less grotesque surrounding this week, Joe updates us on progress with his odyssey in the world of theatre. Things are not going great, and there is suspicion the whole story about his life as a co-star in the USA may just be an elaborate ruse to take a holiday. Among his tall tales are claims the rats are chasing him down the street on his scooter, and among his unfortunate admissions is that he now lives in some kind of glass box. Accepting Joe's challenge, Darren tries his hand at highbrow acting, taking a run at one of theatre’s most challenging monologues, with ridiculous results. Joe wants a new bicycle detective division set up, and bemoans his lack of vigilante powers, while Darren is counting the cash from his foray into the world of personalised video messages. Send all of your questions and comments (and theories about what Joe is really up to) to stallit@goloudnow.com

Our man in Washington Joe joins us once again and whilst the eyes of the world are discussing goings on in The White House the lads tackle the real issues like what would you put in the press come Doomsday. The answers are revealing and repelling in equal measure. Speaking of high-brow culinary chat, things get heated when it comes to defining what pork scratchings ACTUALLY are. Pork or fat? The boys finally settle the age old debate! Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We go live to Ahmehrica for a look inside Joe's life as a theatre co-star in Washington DC. We learn of Benny Bowls and Crank hats, hear about Joe's attempts to appear unfazed by life on the mean streets of DC, and get a rundown of Joe's very rundown lodgings. Joe gets a serious scare while recording and tells us he suspects the ghosts of Coolock have travelled across the ocean with him (but it might just be his coat scaring him), and Darren reveals an updated impersonation that he's been working on. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We are joined this week by the new Stall It Washington D.C. correspondent, Joseph McGucken, who comes to us from a somewhat noisy and spooky basement in America's capital. We hear from one listener who exposes Darren's comedy theft, but Darren isn't accepting the criticism and instead comes out swinging at his accuser. Darren reveals the best way to give a child nightmares, off the back of a question about lies we believed as children. Joe dreams of life with a perfect memory and dodges an attempted fact check over his story that certain memories can be removed by shock therapy. We engage in a brief but very serious conversation about the history of The B Sharps. And before long Darren and Joe become fascinated with the chat box feature on our remote recording programme. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

We delve into the world of languages, from the fictional to the very real but very rare. Darren regrets not learning to speak Mandarin, and Joe wonders if a world with one language might be best for all. Darren dreams of a life where he's motivated, while Joe gives an incredibly strange take on Irish history and geography that ends up in a startling revision of the island’s past. We cover gambler’s remorse, how history’s mad road has only led us back to the box room, suspected cannibals in the New World and the ruining of cinnamon. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

There’s a lot of singing this week, from Nirvana to Shaggy. Continuing the music theme we consider a life as a boyband reject or a boyband interloper. We then continue the continuation of career talk with Joe offering Darren the chance to star in a remake of a cult comedy classic. And in attempt to give us a dramatic story of crime, Darren unveils an utterly uninspiring but unintentionally hilarious anecdote. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com

It’s finally happened, Joe has got his big break and he’s off to join the theatre crowd as a part of a very high brow (and very, very serious) production. Somehow his explanation of this turn of events leads us to hear about a toupee with international consequences. Darren believes he has what it takes to become Ireland’s number one celebrity impersonator, and Joe thinks Darren could become the national voice of the sliced pan. We hear about two interactions Darren had with Keith Duffy, and while the first interaction is a moment of great reflected celeb glory, the second is a brutal humiliation. We have a significant dinosaur update. The beast has found a home, too close to home, and Joe is wondering what long term impacts a dinosaur in Coolock might have on his life – from fighting with the neighbours about the beast in the front garden, to the children of the area being cursed with weekly visits to see the dinosaur, and even a potential backlash from the local youth. And Darren reveals a deep distress about discarded mattresses, from their smell to their potent threat to life. Send all of your comments and questions to stallit@goloudnow.com

A ball to the face or ants for friends? The Stall It listeners continue to ask the big, big questions and give us a lot to chew over. We get a question that offers all good options and the chance to double our time in life, or gorge ourselves on greasy foods with zero consequences. Darren takes time to come around to the concept of covert break ins around Joe’s house, but we eventually explore the most devious yet subtle tactics for driving each other insane with midnight break ins. Everything from swapping chihuahuas to unlocked doors and running taps, and even some cement toothpaste. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.com