Caught up in a wild marital web of lies this week's cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice with no doubt about what their listener should do.  The girls are crystal clear about their advice as they discuss vex money, gas lighting and fake identities. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Candice is wondering what the requirements are to be added to a Close Friends list and Sarel has finally unghosted her therapist.  This week, the girls discuss getting caught out via Close Friends, why you should never give an ugly man a chance and how to prioritise your health even if it means paying up. Plus, a listener confession about a Black police officer who feels like they have Stockholm Syndrome from their job. We’re going on tour! Sign up to our newsletter by Wednesday 29th November for priority booking: www.closetconfessionspod.com  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's Cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice reeling!  Revelations about a 21-year-old dating a 44-year-old take Candice down memory lane, whilst the girls discuss the power dynamics that come with an age gap and they sing a tribute to Craig David. TW: This week’s conversation features paedophilia  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Petty Pisces is out in full force this week! Candice wonders why white women will stay friends even when they commit the worst crimes and Sarel keeps it short and real with a confession about bleaching. The girls talk about testing loyalties and friendship fall outs, reasons they may block the bag and why they believe in paying the most for plastic surgery.  Plus, we have a cousin confession from a teenage girl who doesn’t want to lose herself after moving from Nigeria to Sweden. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls are not sugarcoating their response to this week’s cousin confession.  Our cousin is wondering why a man would ask for her number just to ghost her… Candice and Sarel discuss the appeal of the chase, valuing yourself and the harsh truth that if he wanted to he would.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was something in the last episode you didn’t hear, but now Candice reveals in her confession why it got cut.  Sarel and Candice discuss protecting black women, their A-List listener all the way from Hollywood and why being an influencer doesn’t pay like it used to. Plus, a confession from a cousin who is deciding whether to give up on her dreams and a lesson on why you need to stop sucking up to the higher ups.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s cousin wants to know how to rebuild trust with her boyfriend after his online escapades and the short answer is… don’t.  Sarel and Candice discuss whether you can have a relationship without trust, what is the line when it comes to relationships and adult content, plus why you should take note of how the men in your life act differently with a woman he doesn’t want to sleep with. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel discuss what they learnt from the Beckham documentary, how Posh Spice was severely underestimated and is the era of the supermodel thriving or barely surviving. Plus, the girls ask why are celebrities trying to be influencers, if all celebrity gossip just PR and the listener confession covers the trauma of going to an all-girls school.  TW: This week’s cousin confession features sexual assault Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin feels like she needs to safeguard her empathic energy but Sarel and Candice are here to prescribe some self-reflection… The conversation covers family dynamics, subconscious hardwiring for drama and getting your boundaries aligned with the life you want.   Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The tea is hot and spilling all over the place in the first episode of season 4 – it’s good to be back. Candice and Sarel discuss their summer break strike, why you need to stop trusting your gut when it is doing you a disservice, and whether matching underwear is good for your health or just extra.  Plus, Candice reveals the trending shoe style she despises, the current ‘unique’ period of fashion we’re in and a listener confession about money and independence.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this final bonus episode, we’re back for act 2 at the sold-out Clapham Grand with audience confessions to round up season 3. Starting off with a game of would you rather the cousins get rowdy and want a back story that Sarel is happy to provide.  We’ve got confessions about hiding a 10-month away from toxic vibes, the fear of looking increasingly like your mum, sexual initiation that takes more than ‘open sesame’,  how to dress as your very best self and a very special hunt for new friends is concluded!  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Get your confessions in for SEASON 4! Send anonymously in this link: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bringing season 3 to a close, we’re bringing you the sell-out show at the Clapham Grand with Candice, Sarel and a whole load of confessions. The girls mix it up by reading out each other's confessions where they discuss their unfiltered thoughts on participation prizes, government plants pretending to be rappers and why playing by the rules is low-key annoying. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 5 hours of recording in one room you best believe that things in the closet have got a little unhinged…  It’s listener confession time and a short, bald, white man t-ing up as the triple threat to our cousins progresses. The girls are talking about bad bosses and how to sustain yourself in a horrible workplace and waving goodbye to season 3! Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sarel confesses her obsession with self-diagnosing, leading the discussion to hygiene, worms and bathing with dogs. Candice declares if there is no ring, he’s a man for the moment not The man…and our penultimate cousin confession has the girls reminding us of the importance of boundaries with mums, appreciating your body and respecting your peace.  As we come to the end of the road…Candice has yet more surprises to end the season on.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s listener confession time and this week we’re getting down and dirty after a cousin confesses how quickly she is doing the deed… Sarel and Candice spill their opinions on celibacy, the sexualisation of curvy girls and when it’s time to let down the p*ssy drawbridge. If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls share their unfiltered thoughts on getting the best stories out of your 20’s, how often it’s acceptable to leave your bed sheets for and Sarel shares her opinion on personal hygiene.   Plus, the listener confession is the incredible tale of The Tarot Avengers, an instagram account we know the cousins will want to get in on! Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This cousin has been completely ghosted by a close friend and doesn’t know how to move on without closure, so how do you deal with a friendship break-up with no explanation?  Sarel and Candice discuss why they would pass on info as a mutual, how the friends you meet later in life are often the most meaningful and whether it’s ever okay to end a friendship with a hard stop.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sarel confesses her issue with girls who focus too much attention on their ex’s mum and Candice is finally taking responsibility for the music she’s listening to… The girls discuss emotional entanglement between mums and sons, they compare their vastly different music tastes and the conversation leads on to the horrors and life-lasting impacts of knife crime. TW: There is a discussion of violence and knife crime in this episode Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this the most jaw-dropping, police calling, maddest confession ever…? It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin found herself with a man obsessed with Mary J. Blige to a truly sickening extent and Sarel wants to see to see his arrest warrant within a day of this episodes release! We’d love an update for this one… Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded the morning after their sell out show at Clapham Grand, Candice and Sarel are straight back into the closet with some confessions on annoying IG comments and parents who let their kids run wild.  Candice encourages us all to read the caption before leaving a comment, Sarel reveals the crazy lack of parenting she witnessed in a restaurant and the girls question whether people are too ruthless about young kids.  Plus, we have a Cousin update from a wild confession last season and it was so worth the wait.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.