This is a special message following This Week In Nihilism from the week of December 25, 2017. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the end of the "war on Christmas" in the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, the ongoing investigation into the alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski.

It's an encore presentation of A Nihilist Family Christmas special, now a yearly tradition on the Nihilist Podcast Network. Nestled beneath the outline of snow-capped mountains sits the all-American town of Lutzen. The honest folk there are going about their business, getting in their cars and driving home, having fully exchanged their short day for money paper. The children, having finished assembling their rotund snowpeople, disperse and return to their quaint suburban homes. It’s a good town, if such a thing is possible. And at the end of Shaw St, halfway around the cul-de-sac, lives our own Nihilist Family. Discover the true meaning of Christmas along with Martha and Jimothy Sr., and their children Reese, Jimmy Jr., and the baby -- not to mention Sallie the dog -- in this radio drama. A Nihilist Family Christmas is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes. The Dorky Teen was played by Patrick Habersang Mac The Bartender was played by Paul Obarowski Jimothy Jr. was played by Alicia Watkins Reese was played by Emily Petersen Jimothy Sr. was played by Drew Brathwaite And Martha was played by Chion Wolf Special thanks to Sallie the dog, and the baby, who played themselves. Thanks to Peter Morrone and Sennheiser Microphones. NPN station identification sung by Evelyn Obarowski and Paul Obarowski. Script by Paul Obarowski & Alicia Watkins. We at NPN wish you a very merry happy. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "A Nihilist Family Christmas" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in again with an episode written and read by Bill Kracke. As always, this episode of The Sisyphist includes a description of one day in the life of Sisyphus, a man doomed for eternity to push a boulder up a mountain all day, and chase it down the mountain all night. The chorus asks that you rate this podcast a multitude of stars and review it kindly. The Sisyphist is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, via email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork .

This Week In Nihilism issues corrections on past programs, including the Nihilist Research Council's assessments of #peaknihilism, and the Nihilist Health Minute. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about ¯_(ツ)_/¯. Expert: RaeAnne LaBelle, a pseudonym Host: Geoff Mattheis NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as there are shrugs in the world, and review it kindly, knowing that the words you spend doing so probably aren't truly communicating with others, anyway -- so you might as well use them all up on NPN. "What's the Meaning of This?" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Pay for more Nihilist Podcast Network by giving on the Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork

This week in its Thanksgiving-themed episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings a holiday series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells. Sounds included in this episode: Weekly purr: Charlie Leaves Holiday traffic Axe Kitchen disaster Awkward family dinner conversations Whipped cream Women cleaning up after Thanksgiving dinner while men do nothing but watch football Napping with the football game on Black Friday fight NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "NPN ASMR" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Spend your hard-earned fiat currency supporting NPN programming at https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork Written and Serenity Brixwater'd by Amber Martin Produced by Paul Obarowski

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor apologizes in a manner that completely fulfills the requirements of the legal department and the network producers for drinking beer on the job, and then answers several more questions about beer. First caller: Jim Ferro Second caller: Eric Larson Third caller: Eric Longfritz This week's sponsor was Neighborhood Bone Cleaning and Repair. Get your outside bones cleaned or repaired today! Ad read by Greg Hammersmith

"This One Time..." is a show of stories that, like our lives, have no purpose -- but DO have an end. This is episode 5 from Bill Baxter, who tells about a time he went to a bar. Content Warning: Contains brief description of violence. The Nihilist Podcast Network asks that you review this podcast kindly, using as many words as you choose, and rate it five stars.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written by Paul Obarowski and read by Mandie Miles, with a special message from Sisyphist veteran Sarah Harmer. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus does all the usual things and no additional ones. As always, this episode of The Sisyphist includes a description of one day in the life of Sisyphus, a man doomed for eternity to push a boulder up a mountain all day, and chase it down the mountain all night. The chorus asks that you rate this podcast a multitude of stars and review it kindly.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the fact that Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands are a part of the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. price increase for admission to national parks, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski.

It's a Nihilist Family Summer Vacation special! Floating in the endless void of blackness, there sits a tiny point of light. And in that warmth, the tiny little life on a tiny speck of sand flourishes. Vegetation opens its leaves, insects emerge from their dormancy, and the humans, in turn, also emerge from their own insulated cocoons. During this annual emergence, some humans will embark on a trip away from their regular homes, to a different, temporary home in a new location. This respite from reality is often a time for both fun activities, and rest-and-relaxation. And so we find our Nihilist family participating in that tradition. Join them as they head to their vacation spot, at the beach. Discover the true meaning of summer vacation along with Martha and Jimothy Sr., and their children Reese, Jimmy Jr., and the baby -- not to mention Sallie the dog -- in this radio drama. A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes. The Dorky Teen was played by Patrick Habersang Mac The Bartender was played by Paul Obarowski Jimothy Jr. was played by Alicia Watkins Reese was played by Emily Petersen Jimothy Sr. was played by Drew Brathwaite And Martha was played by Chion Wolf Special thanks to Sallie the dog, and the baby, who played themselves. Script by Paul Obarowski & Alicia Watkins. We at NPN wish you a cow-a-bunga, and the highest of fives. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Give your money numbers to Nihilist Podcast Network producers via the Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork .

In a world...where one family...dares to go on vacation... Join the Nihilist Family on Thursday, September 21st, 2017, or any day after that, for a summer vacation radio drama, wherever podcasts are found. A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes. The Dorky Teen was played by Patrick Habersang Jimothy Jr. was played by Alicia Watkins Reese was played by Emily Petersen Jimothy Sr. was played by Drew Brathwaite And Martha was played by Chion Wolf Script by Paul Obarowski & Alicia Watkins Narration by Paul Obarowski We at NPN wish you a cow-a-bunga, and the highest of fives. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation" and "A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation Trailer" are productions of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Give your money numbers to Nihilist Podcast Network producers via the Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork .

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the anti-humanitarian efforts of neo-Nazis in the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. president's non-condemnation of Naziism, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski.

This week on Let's Wine About It, host Claudio Bellington discusses what makes temperanillos so red. This episode was sponsored by Grandel Hammerstein representing Greg's Great Grapes, sponsored by Peter Pettering's Paper Products, sponsored by The Advyss endorsing Murphy's Mattresses, sponsored by Rocks. Tune in next week for a review of Sauvingnon Blancs and information on how they keep a sheep's wool glossy, lush, and clean. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "Let's Wine About It" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Spend your hard-earned fiat currency supporting NPN programming at https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork Written by Geoff Mattheis, Paul Obarowski, and Alicia Watkins Voiced by Leanne Butler, Geoff Mattheis, Paul Obarowski, and Alicia Watkins Produced by Paul Obarowski

This Week In Nihilism: your source for all of the news from SiphCon 2017. In this special edition of This Week In Nihilism, our team covers the highs and lows of the Sisyphist Convention 2017, including the Sisimulator, the unprecedented tension between purist and innovator factions of Sisyphus fan fiction writers, and a surprise appearance by a attendee who requires no introduction. NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) This special edition of This Week in Nihilism is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Support the Nihilist Podcast Network through Patreon by visiting https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork . See more from Jagermeister and Friedrich on the Facebook page for The Pitts: https://www.facebook.com/ThePittsCompany/ This Week In Nihilism is reported by Alicia Watkins and read by Paul Obarowski. SiphCon attendees interviewed for this special report include Matt Dean, Jesse Defelippi, Nicole Freyberg, Starleisha Gingrich, Sarah Harmer, Eric Hill, Mary Mattheis, Alex Stypula, That One Guy, and the famous and inimitable Jagermeister Templehoff.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about language, and also candy. Linguistics expert: Leanne Butler Host: Geoff Mattheis NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as there are words in the world, and review it kindly, knowing that the words you spend doing so probably aren't truly communicating with others, anyway -- so you might as well use them all up on NPN. "What's the Meaning of This?" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Pay for more Nihilist Podcast Network by giving on the Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Eric R. Hill. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus vows to never drink again after a night of debauchery and regret. (Warning: possible sexual assault described) As always, this episode of The Sisyphist includes a description of one day in the life of Sisyphus, a man doomed for eternity to push a boulder up a mountain all day, and chase it down the mountain all night. The chorus asks that you rate this podcast a multitude of stars and review it kindly.

This week in its 50th episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings an extra-special series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells. Sounds included in this episode: Candy wrappers Rice pouring Carrot chopping Door shutting Weekly Purr: Weirdo McFeardo Childless Playground Thunderstorm (with rain) Jet engine Black Hole Nothing NPN asks that you rate this podcast as many stars as possible, and review it kindly, knowing that both stars and kind words are free to you and in infinite supply. (Nothingness and harsh words are also free to you and in infinite supply; however, NPN producers request that you do not spend those here.) "NPN ASMR" is a production of the Nihilist Podcast Network. Find and follow the Nihilist Podcast Network on Facebook, on Twitter @NihilistPodcast, or email nihilistpodcastnetwork at gmail. Spend your hard-earned fiat currency supporting NPN programming at https://www.patreon.com/nihilistpodcastnetwork Written and Serenity Brixwater'd by Amber Martin Produced by Paul Obarowski

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor answers questions about what to do when the beer runs out, whether to believe Alex Jones or NASA, and what's crazier than a bag of cats. First caller: Leanne Butler Second caller: Ian Bollinger Third caller: Amber Lachapelle This week's sponsor was Sitting There & Eating Candy. Ad read by Joe Mancino