Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
About Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.
The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!
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Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING ALL about the homes, the closets, the toilets and the SEX ROOMS of celebrities whose homes he’s designed. He tells Jessi about the time Cher sent him to India, the reason Kylie Jenner wanted her furniture to match her lips, how Ru Paul turned 6 bedrooms into a closet and why Kris Jenner has the best snacks (and green fridge). Oh, and Martyn describes a celebrity’s “sex room” he designed to look like a Chanel bag. Casual. Plus! Jessi has THOUGHTS on everything that happened last week (The Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Accident Musical! The Mean Girls love Walmart! The $1000 towel skirt! Matt Rife Is Canceled! Paris Hilton’s Baby! ) and dives into Travis Kelce’s Old Tweets. Then, Jason shocks Jessi by reading HER old tweets, Enrique Iglesias shocked the world with his singing voice, and the Tik Tok sleep trend that could save your marriage. This episode features guest appearances by Romi and Evan… live from the CLOFFICE! enjoy! As always, leave us a review and ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why we she is blessing your ears with an all-time favourite episode! To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY - not only does Shaw serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Plus- it was a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode. Leave Jessi SHOOK with a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays. Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide!! As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that are none of her BAD ASS BUSINESS. Is she going to get pregnant again? Is Bre REALLY leaving the show? How much do the Oppenheim twins fight behind the scenes and how well endowed is Micheal B Jordan? (we GO THERE). PLUS! Jessi disagrees with the ‘DILF OF THE YEAR’, Travis Barker is NOT dad of the year, Phone a Friend Investigates: Bravocon and Jessi thinks Ke$ha is better than Beyonce. You read that right. Listen to this episode before you @ her. And as always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (or PAGE HER) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED! Called “The MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN In Bachelor History” Courtney is not afraid to TELL ALL about The Bachelor - Is the mansion sh*tty? Did she use protection in the fantasy suite? Did she get to keep her ring? Jessi has 28 seasons worth of burning questions and Courtney answers ALL OF THEM. Plus! Jessi reveals how she convinced her kids to dress up as Nsync at the VMA’s for Halloween, and celebrates the winners of the inaugural Phone A Friend Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest- honorees include Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and MORE! Then, Kim Kardashian’s nipples are showing, Gen-z is tired of working 9 to 5 and Flava Flav is an American hero. We also honor Matthew Perry and Jessi reveals their personal connection that she’s never shared before. Will you accept this podcast? As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He reads Britney’s best-selling memoir (so YOU don’t have to) and breaks down all of the shocking details. Plus! Jessi’s EX is dating GIGI HADID, if you dance with your hands up, YOU’RE OLD, Paris Hilton’s baby is being bullied and Emily Blunt IS a bully? This is a nesting party of an episode, so settle in with some soup and sourdough and enjoy. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, light a cigarette with your venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY! As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Barack Obama’s Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco TAKES JESSI’S CALL and officially becomes our most IMPRESSIVE (and HILARIOUS?) guest. She tells never before heard (CLASSIFIED!) stories about having to poop at the Vatican and stealing from Buckingham Palace. Then, she tells Jessi what the f*** has been going on with Donald Trump. The impeachments, the indictments, the trials, the mug shots… Alyssa Explains it ALL. Plus! The Beckhams are #relatable, Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT, Britney Spears is ready for Christmas, Brody Jenner is wasting breastmilk and Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks they’re all a bunch of WIMPS. What do YOU think? Jessi LIVES for your voicemails, so ask her ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never trash Jenna Lyons, why she refused to have sex after childbirth and why she is not “The Villain” (even if you think she is). Then she gives Jessi a Housewives Tagline, FINALLY! Plus, for the first time in Jessi’s lifetime… she talks about football. (As it relates to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, obvs). And it’s a TV spectacular! Jessi watched ‘The Golden Bachelor’ and she might be in love, she watched ‘Naked Attraction’ and she’s definitely a prude, and she watched Heidi and Spencer in their Meryl Streep Era. All that plus Selling The OC, Britney dancing with knives, Cardi B saying #MeBoo and MORE- do NOT pair your Alexander Wang with your Balenciaga but DO enjoy this episode! As always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I hope you’re listening to this episode on a burner phone because DEUX MOI is Jessi’s guest co-host and she is spilling HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CELEBRITY SECRETS before you’ll hear them anywhere else. Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift LOVERS (Deux has DETAILS)! Is she on Team Joe or Team Sophie? Why Usher was never supposed to perform at the Superbowl and IS NSYNC GOING ON TOUR?? Deux has answers. Jessi is sweating. This episode is DEUX HOT TO HANDLE. Enjoy! As always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (it makes her week) here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the first time, LIVE! And Phonies, you did not disappoint. You are forcing Jessi to apologize for past mistakes, to reveal a shocking truth about Hanson, to explain what “Burrata” is and why Seth Rogen made her eat it. Plus! Jessi drags her husband Evan on the show to discuss her postpartum hair loss. She might have to call the Divorce Lawyer after his comments. Pop open the top button on those pants and settle in for a VERY SPECIAL episode of Phone A Friend! Wanna get in on this HOT Voicemail ACTION? Leave Jessi A Message ANYTIME: 323-448-0068 PS: This episode was recorded BEFORE *NSync Reunited ... Jessi PROMISES to talk ALL about it NEXT WEEK! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fefe Dobson is back with new music! But first, Jessi forces her to revisit her old music in a hilarious round of FEFE-OKE. Then, they talk about highs of having success as a teenager, the lows of being dropped by her album and all the romances, heartbreaks and ex-boyfriends in between. Plus! Are you a SHARENT? Do you share pictures and videos of your kids online? Jessi does, and a new law just got passed that could stop her. Then, Justin Bieber needs a fashion intervention, Vasectomies are trending on Tik Tok and Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t know any of this because he’s been on a yacht since 2022. Crack open a Smirnoff or pop a bottle of MOET (pronounced with a hard T) and enjoy! PS this episode was recorded BEFORE NSYNC REUNITED at the VMAs (but, you heard it here first!) PSS… CALL JESSI and leave her a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp Rock, That’s So Raven…) knows exactly why. Alyson is all grown up and on a mission to finally EXPOSE HOLLYWOOD. The actor and podcaster shares stories, facts and childhood experiences with Jessi that explain why so many child stars end up peeing in mop buckets (and worse). Plus! Jessi has an AFTER-RENAISSANCE GLOW and shares HOW she got last minute tickets to Beyonce’s L.A show, the surprising guest she spotted in the crowd and everything you DIDN’T see at the big B-DAY concert. Then Hot Divorce Summer rages on (RIP Sophie and Joe), Kanye West shows us his Venice Canal, Burning Man is NOT FOR JESSI… but this episode IS! We’re doing an ALL-VOICEMAIL EPISODE SOON! Leave Jessi A Message HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We hope you’re hungry because Jessi has put together an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET of her favorite games with some of her favorite guests! Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Whitney Port, Max Kerman, The Hot Wiggle and MORE. From Dan Levy revealing his first kiss, to Whitney Port truth-telling everything about Lauren Conrad, to Priyanka sending Jessi an accidental dick pic mid-interview, these are Phone A Friend Heritage Moments that deserve to be celebrated. Plus! We pull out a NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD, TOO-HOT-FOR-YOUR-EARS game with Cat & Nat and WARNING: it is not safe for kids. We’re kicking off this festive labor day long weekend with a festive episode so wear white for the last time… and ENJOY! As Always LEAVE ME A VOICEMAIL (about anything) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi why Britney Spears’s ex is “disgusting”, why Olivia Wilde is “to blame” for her drama with Jason Sudeikis and why Kevin Costner is probably leaking stories about his wife. Then, he tells Jessi the secret to NOT getting divorced! Airhorn Sound Effect! Plus, *NSYNC is reuniting and Jessi has proof, Flo Rida is getting Low Low Low with a different kind of shawty, Taylor Swift is RUINING weddings and Brody Jenner is a HOT. DAD. This episode will not leave you INCOMPLETE (you’ll get that joke once you listen). Don’t break up with Jessi… leave her a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Celebrity secrets are EXPOSED as Jessi goes on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby (casual), Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar GOES THERE. Plus! Lizzo is canceled but don’t cancel Jessi for her controversial take on it! Everyone is mad at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, Beyonce’s hot bodyguard is giving thirsty moms the Summer Renaissance we all need and Lil Tay died, then came back to life (and don't worry, Jessi explains who Lil Tay is). All that and some URGENT UPDATES on Drake, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Allen White and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guest House. Don’t listen to this one without looking your best because the Paparazzi is LURKING! Jessi LIVES for your voicemails, leave them here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY for this HOT NEW EPISODE with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Plus- it’s a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode. Leave Jessi SHOOK with a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We are LIVE and ANYTHING CAN (and does) HAPPEN at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal! Jessi lets the audience throw things at her head! She thirsts after Jeremy Allan White! The people of Quebec decide on a name for our listeners! And, Jessi counts down the “Top Musical Artists of 2023” according to Millenials and #4 will leave you SHOOK. Plus, Canadian comedy icon Debra DiGiovanni takes Jessi’s call LIVE ON STAGE. She tells Jessi why Video On Trial could get her canceled, which Canadian celebrity was the rudest (!!) and why it’s ok to call her fat. Thank you to all the Phonies who got tickets and traveled from far and wide to be at this very special live taping of Phone A Friend… Slide Whistle! Leave Jessi A Message ANYTIME: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi is a Barbie girl, indoctrinated into the Barbie world. She’s giving her official review of the Barbie Movie and breaking down ALL the Barbie NEWS that’s dropped since! Then, she’s getting into bed with Drake and sharing her secret obsession with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Plus! Are Reality Stars going on strike TOO? Bethenny Frankel thinks they should. Jessi is glad they’re not, because this week she’s phoning Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi to find out HOW she looked like THAT weeks after childbirth and why she doesn’t care what you think about her baby with Nick Cannon. This is the Barbie Movie of Podcast episodes, minus the $377 billion dollars… enjoy! Get tickets to see Jessi LIVE at Just For Laughs: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshank And leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Writers are on strike, Actors are on strike… Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS so Jessi is phoning Hollywood Actor/Former Much Music VJ Amanda Walsh to explain it all. What is the strike all about and should we feel bad for actors!? Then, Jessi forces Amanda to take an (acid) trip down memory lane to relive her days as a Much Music VJ. Which celebrity did she date? Who did she reject? And why Much Music could never make her “COOL”. Plus! Jessi is a year older but the Golden Bachelor is making her feel YOUNG. The Barbie Movie has gone TOO FAR, Kim Kardashian saves lives now and you’ll never believe why Jessi got 35 pairs of free SKIMS. Cue the Electric Circus Theme song and LET’S GET READY TO PARTY, NATION! Miranda Lambert will shame you if you take a selfie at Phone A Friend LIVE on July 29th but Jessi WONT! Get tickets HERE:https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshank And leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.