T – he soft cotton used in the uniform converts each looney toon into a Most Valuable Player. (A)
U - nique properties of the fabric allow them to SLAM dunk and produce an ankle breaker. (A)
N - otorious colors glowing out from the shirt, showing the evolution of the spiral in the show. (B)
E - ven the ball feels the energy flowing from the outfit Bugs Bunny and his friends rock. (C)
S - ometimes you’d think this uniform is common, but its only appliance is for extraterrestrial cocks. (C)
Q - uests like playing with your squared cut uniform, against aliens, are really nothing to worry about. (D)
U - sually, the colors blue and red deliver passion and teamwork, making themselves heard out. (D)
A - fraid of the number 23, fearless, leading like a wolf, the whole team, really proud of the jersey he wears, we never thought he would come back again. (E)
D - o or die, the only choice when wearing these colors is winning no matter what. (F)
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