Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

About this podcast

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Episodes

2021
RNR Football - Breaking an Egg with Josh Widdicombe
Josh Widdicombe drops by to tell Matt Forde and Matt Dyson his Eggsellent story and the boys do a deep dive of things you should have done but never have as a result of Phil Neville making his first cup of Instant Coffee aged 37. Enjoy!
March 6, 2021
51 min
RNRFootball - It's Rock and Roll Football you Pillock!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with all the scores and discuss the important topics of the year including Apple on Pizza, what memorabillia footballers have endorsed which have inspired you to make a purchase and the Prime Minister Boris Johnson stops by for an inspired rant.
February 27, 2021
57 min
RNR Football - RockNRollercoaster
Matt Forde is back with a returning Matt Dyson to discuss all the wonders of life, like Bouillon Gravy, the naffest Rollercoaster you've ever been on, the world worst log flume and foodie theme parks. They also broach the topic of adult theme parks but not Amsterdam! That's a cliche. . .
February 20, 2021
54 min
RNR Football - Ugg Slippers
Rock N Roll Football is back for another week with Matt Forde! Super Sup Chris Scull is in for Matt Dyson who's been ruled out for this week. Scully gives us the lowdown about his Ugg Slippers and the boys ask the listeners the important questions - like what is your favourite plain food? All that and more in this weeks podcast
February 13, 2021
54 min
RNR Football - Night Nurse
What do you get if you add, Matt Forde, Matt Dyson, Night Nurse, Bousion, The Cadbury Gorilla and Jamie Vardy together? Find out in this weeks episode of the podcast!
February 6, 2021
62 min
RNR Football - When you forget a friends name!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with another edition of Rock N Roll Football with music banter and all the scores. In today's episode they discuss the many methods to retrieving someone's name when they can't remember it!
January 30, 2021
54 min
RNR Football - Bleak is the Word!
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with another episode of Rock N Roll Football. This week they discuss the ever bleak film Threads whilst also asking the listeners - Where are they Now? Has someone from your past gone on to do great things or weird things? Also - if you'd like to vote for our Matt Dyson as YOUR Secret Crush you can vote here: https://heatworld.com/celebrity/news/heat-secret-crush-vote/
January 23, 2021
55 min
RNR Football - I want a Vending Machine in my Big Mansion
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with another edition of Rock N Roll Football - this week they discuss what life hacks they've picked up recently after Man United Striker Marcus Rashford revealed Jose taught him to be more savvy in the penalty area. From Toast in the middle of sandwiches to the pin and paper trick, today's episode proves to be a cracker!
January 16, 2021
43 min
RNR Football - Sausage Throat
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with another edition of Rock N Roll Football where they discuss some of the strangest ailments they've come across including Flamingo Knees, Sausage Throat and Lego Foot. . . Chaos Ensues!
January 9, 2021
43 min
RNR Football - The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills!
Fordey and Dyson are back with a New Years Edition of Rock N Roll Football. They discuss new addictions that have gripped them over the festive period including Fordey's new obsession with reality TV Show the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills!
January 2, 2021
51 min
2020
RNR Football - Boxing Day Bonanza
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson are back with their biggest highlights from a year packed with Football
December 26, 2020
39 min
RNR Football - Home in time for Christmas
Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you one final edition of Rock N Roll Football in 2020 with all the christmas cheer and shenanigans
December 19, 2020
54 min
RNR Football - Pints with Razor Ruddock!
This week the boys are joined by Russell Howard who among other things tells them about the time he went drinking with friend of the show Razor Ruddock! Plus we ask about the times you've disgraced yourself at the Christmas Party and let me tell you, Matt Dyson's is FILTHY. Enjoy!
December 12, 2020
59 min
RNR Football - Gordon Brown at the Football!
On the show today we get a revelation about a former Prime Minister which will probably feature in all the Sunday Tabloids, Matt and Matt ask you when you felt old for the first time (having Producers born in 1994 and 1996 didn’t help apparently) AND there’s a switcheroo on the supporters club – but will it pay off?
December 5, 2020
61 min
RNR Football - Matt Dyson being shouted at on a school climbing frame!
This week on Rock N Roll football the two Matt's are asking for your worst tellings off, Roy Keane rants about cheese and Matt Forde does an impression of Matt Dyson, thrilling stuff.
November 28, 2020
50 min
RNR Football - Den Perry live from D Wing
On today's show the legend that is Ted Robbins pops by for a chat about his beloved Wrexham, we ask about your dodgey fashion choices and (the spirit of) Roy Keane gives his thoughts on Twitter fleets! Enjoy
November 21, 2020
55 min
RNR Football - The best outcome is she’s dead
This week Chris Scull is in for Matt Dyson! Ever wondered how Mark Lawrenson texts? Ever thought about what would happen if you thought your neighbour was dead? Or wanted to find out how we turn Rock N Roll Football into RNB Football? Chris has all the answers!
November 14, 2020
50 min
RNR Football - Meeting Adam Lallana at Peppa Pig World
Today the two Matt’s ask for the weirdest place you’ve ever seen a football and some of your stories are GOLDEN. Plus Jacqui Smith joins us for Half Time Entertainment and Fordey gives us his reflections on a pretty mad week… enjoy!
November 7, 2020
49 min
RNR Football - Being carried out the theatre by Stuart Pearce and 3 others.
Today the legend that is Stuart Pearce joins the lads for a chat and wow does he have some stories! Ritchie Neville from 5ive is our half time entertainment and as always we’ve got your sporting headlines in My Sports News! Enjoy!
October 31, 2020
58 min
RNR Football - My Wife sold you a bin 15 years ago in Crouch End
On this week’s show Tamzin Outhwaite is the guest and Matt Dyson reminds her of the time his wife sold her a bin, gripping stuff. PLUS hear the full uncensored chat the boys had with Neil ‘Razor’ Ruddock and we get another Matt Dyson on the show, who said you can get too much of a good thing?
October 24, 2020
59 min

Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

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Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Episodes

RNR Football - Breaking an Egg with Josh Widdicombe

RNRFootball - It's Rock and Roll Football you Pillock!

RNR Football - RockNRollercoaster

RNR Football - Ugg Slippers

RNR Football - Night Nurse

RNR Football - When you forget a friends name!

RNR Football - Bleak is the Word!

RNR Football - I want a Vending Machine in my Big Mansion

RNR Football - Sausage Throat

RNR Football - The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills!

RNR Football - Boxing Day Bonanza

RNR Football - Home in time for Christmas

RNR Football - Pints with Razor Ruddock!

RNR Football - Gordon Brown at the Football!

RNR Football - Matt Dyson being shouted at on a school climbing frame!

RNR Football - Den Perry live from D Wing

RNR Football - The best outcome is she’s dead

RNR Football - Meeting Adam Lallana at Peppa Pig World

RNR Football - Being carried out the theatre by Stuart Pearce and 3 others.

RNR Football - My Wife sold you a bin 15 years ago in Crouch End