Episodes

• 2021

• 29: Nothing Worse Than A Hot Girl

  TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife! This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  May 6, 2021

  58 min

• 28: Boyfriend Update

  IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back! This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent? Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Eearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  April 29, 2021

  48 min

• Scissor Sisters ft. Fabby

  FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Uqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  April 22, 2021

  48 min

• 26: Stick To TikTok

  Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend! Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  MeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  April 15, 2021

  43 min

• 25: Hey Siri, Schedule Sex ft. The Skinny Confidential

  Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in?  Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to make time for your relationship…have you ever scheduled a set time to have sex? It might just save your relationship. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Better Help : http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Earnet: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  April 1, 2021

  58 min

• 24: Celeb Exposé

  These chicks don’t even know the name of my band... Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard as you think. G Eazy, we’re looking at you. Sofia also tells us a NEVER before heard story involving a very interesting night with a certain actor, followed by her getting kicked off a private jet by a Hollywood director. Joined by Alex, the two also discuss their biggest ick’s and turnoffs with guys, even the pettiest ones you’re afraid to admit. P.S. water shoes Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA FabFitFun: http://www.fabfitfun.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  March 25, 2021

  53 min

• 23: Utah's Least Wanted ft. Indy Blue

  The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast. Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young mom (shout out baby Seven), and her brand Lonely Ghosts. If you don’t want to move to Utah after this episode then you probably never will. Love you say it back, Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  March 18, 2021

  54 min

• 22: If You Give a Slut a Breadcrumb

  This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also introduces us to the contraceptive of the future, GALACTIC CAPS! It’s a sticker for your wiener hole. Lastly, class is back in session with a NEW Sloot University lesson teaching you all how to not be THAT girl…and you know what that means. Listen up, midterms are approaching! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Nutrafol: http://www.nutrafol.com/SOFIA  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  March 11, 2021

  43 min

• 21: Hit Em With The Prenup ft. Mrs. Dow Jones

  Because when he leaves your ass he’s gonna leave with half... In honor of celebrating bad ass women this March, Sofia is joined by finance expert Haley Sacks aka Mrs. Dow Jones. If you’re wondering EXACTLY how to become the independent and rich boss b*tch that you are, you’ve come to the right place. Mrs. Dow Jones breaks down the ins and outs of finance in only a way a TRUE Sloot knows how with ridiculous banter and inappropriate sex comments of course. In this episode, the two discuss the beginner steps on how to start investing, how to strategically spend your money, and even how to convince your boy toy to get you that Chanel (ps. it’s an investment). HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Stitchfix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: htttp://www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  March 4, 2021

  48 min

• 20: OnlyFans at 1M ft. Lena The Plug

  Thinking about starting an Only Fans? The QUEEN is here to tell you exactly how.  This week Sofia hangs out with Lena The Plug, and with her encouragement, Sofia will be trying A LOT of new things (including watching lactation porn). Together the two discuss unconventional entrepreneurship, how Lena made over $1 MILLION dollars last year, and some tips you should consider if you’re starting a career in social media. Lena also takes us into the world of porn, how she introduced threesomes to her boyfriend, and tells us ALL about her pregnancy. Sex work is the best work Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA  Framebridge: SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  February 25, 2021

  47 min

• 19: Free Raya Pass ft. John

  Have you been trying to get on Raya? Let's go sloots.  This week, Sofia is reunited with John as he pays a visit back to Utah. John catches us up on his latest antics including his recent move to New York City and a life altering experience that surprisingly changed his life for the better. The duo also recounts a RIDICULOUS Vegas story from their high school days that they definitely shouldn’t have made it out alive from…but luckily for us, they live to tell the tale.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Liquid IV: SOFIA Nutraful: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  February 18, 2021

  54 min

• 18: I'm Single for V-Day

  Sofia is convinced she is getting cheated on so this year, we will be celebrating GALENTINES Day. Seriously f*ck Valentines Day! I don’t want no Valentine I just want Valentino! This week, Sofia talks about her newfound feud with Howard Stern, teaches new hacks you can do to catch a cheater AND make money. Class is also back in session with a VERY controversial Sloot University lesson, followed by a step by step Slootorial on how you can have the BEST Galentines day with the girls. Love is in the air Sloots. Kind of.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Meundies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA  Roman: http://GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  February 11, 2021

  49 min

• 17: PhDs and HSP's ft. Mayim Bialik

  CALLING ALL HSP’S! This week Sofia is joined by Mayim Bialik, a four time Emmy Award nominee, Critics’ Choice Award winner, AND a neuroscientist. Safe to say the two have A LOT in common! Together the two discuss the science behind mental health, what it was like growing up as a child star, and how we ALL are on the spectrum of mental illness. But if you know anything about Sofia, you knew she was already a little different. We’re all our own type of crazy. PLUS, they discuss the Madonna-whore Complex. Enjoy! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  February 4, 2021

  57 min

• 16: The Truth ft. Paige Lorenze

  TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners regarding sexual assault and abuse.  This week, Sofia is joined by lifestyle model and content creator Paige Lorenze. Paige lets Sofia in on all of the intimate details regarding her former relationship with actor Armie Hammer. Sofia and Paige dive deep into the reality and potential risks of BDSM and other non-normative sexual practices. The girls also discuss the blurred lines of consent, how trauma can affect the mind and body for years to come, and the strength it takes to speak out against ones abuser. Check out Paige’s Instagram @paigelorenze and Youtube channel at youtube/paigelorenze Help is available and you are never alone. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at tel:1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.comSOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  January 28, 2021

  58 min

• 15: I Promise He’ll Call You Back After This ft. Shan Boodram

  FINALLY Sofia is joined by a real life professional. Shan Boodram is a leading sexologist, relationship expert, and dating coach. Our prayers have been answered! Together the two discuss the real meanings of self love, how FWB can turn into marriage, breakdown love as an addiction, and how to get through withdrawals after a breakup...because let’s be real- LOVE IS A DRUG. Shannon puts Sofia through a self confidence exercise that we ALL should try. Also, if you’re anything like Sofia and can’t let some fuckgirl behaviors go, don’t worry, there is still plenty in this episode. Check out Shan’s IG @shanboody  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/Sofia Liquid IV: SOFIA Calm: www.calm.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  January 21, 2021

  66 min

• 14: The Gang Is Back ft. Alex & Baby Alessi

  Will the REAL Alex please stand up!? This week Sofia is joined by her favorite cousin who also doubles as her assistant! Together the two invite you behind the scenes of Sofia with an F, exploiting the shit show that ensues every week. Strippers, cocaine, mental breakdowns - real Wolf of Wall Street shit is going down at Sloot Media. Alongside Alex, Baby Alessi also makes a BIG comeback and steals the show…and some brand deals. Sofia also updates us on her recent embarrassment of Zack Bia leaving her on read and even some VERY scary nudes the girls have received.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/SOFIA Framebridge: www.framebridge.com/SOFIA Takecareof: www.takecareof.com promo code SOFIAF50 Meundies: www.meundies.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  January 14, 2021

  47 min

• 13: Mr. and Mrs. Sloot

  TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  To kickstart 2021 Sofia is joined by the infamous GHOSTWRITER. Together the two discuss some very sensitive topics from their past that shaped who they are today, a very important Sloot University class...VERY, and Ghostwriter even tells a Slooty story that can help you make some extra money ILLEGALLY during the pandemic. Your new favorite duo is back, get it while it’s hot.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: SOFIA10 Zola.com/sofia: SAVE50 Calm.com/SOFIA Functionofbeauty.com/sofia  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  January 7, 2021

  101 min
• 2020

• 12: 1-800-SLOOT

  Welcome to the Sloot Hotline! For the first time EVER Sofia invites listeners to call in for advice and tell their wildest stories. This is a safe space and everyone is accepted, just make sure you’re drunk dialing the Sloot Hotline tonight and not your ex! P.S. Merry Krampus!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  December 24, 2020

  34 min

• 11: I Have Daddy Issues ft. Violet Benson

  Sofia is joined by the OG meme queen, Violet Benson aka @DADDYISSUES_! You know the meme you just tagged your BFF in saying “This is SO us”? She basically invented that. In this special episode, the girls talk about quarantine hookups, the Pencil Test, and why you should NOT let your boyfriend cum in you (he doesn’t like you). Sofia also calls Violet out on a potential business move that could’ve altered their friendship forever... Make sure to catch Sofia on Violet’s podcast “Too Tired To Be Crazy”! Subscribe, rate, and review “Too Tired To Be Crazy” available on all platforms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  December 17, 2020

  56 min

• 10: Sloot University: Squirting 101

  Congratulations! You have been admitted to Sloot University, and on this campus ANYTHING goes. In this episode, Sofia discusses her current mental state, Jay Alvarez’s “leaked” sex tape, and of course…the opening of her new school, Sloot University. Our first class is SQUIRTING 101. In this lesson, you will learn everything you need to know on how to make your partner squirt! Sofia covers positioning, finger arrangement, and even what muscles to utilize. Get your pencil and paper out for our first day of classes, you’re going to want to pass these courses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  December 10, 2020

  44 min