Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs. To follow Chris’s removals page on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_removal_guys To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube. You can listen to William's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world! So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast. Together, we can #GrowTheShow The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Joe and Tom are joined by a postal worker, who couldn’t give us his real name, so we called him Pat... because what else do you call a postal worker? They talk about everything you’d expect, including how the postal service works, angry dogs biting fingers, and why you should never leave a parcel in a dustbin thinking it is a ‘safe space’. Enjoy! Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In February 2022, Vladimir Putin began an invasion of Ukraine. Twelve months later, our guest in the studio is Colin, a foreign correspondent who has been on the show before and has also spent the last year reporting from inside the war. He gives Joe and Tom his account of how the events unfolded, what it was like being in Kyiv during the initial invasion and the effect that Putin’s actions have had on the people in Ukraine. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We know you lot love a good story…   Sony Music and Somethin' Else have released a brand-new comedy podcast featuring Omid Djalili, and he's put together a cast of some of his favourite comedians. You remember the game where someone whispers a word or a sentence, and it gets passed along at school, and it loses all meaning? Well, this is that game. But with full stories. And six funny people   Season 1 features Abi Clarke, Sean Burke, Helen Bauer, Kai Samra and Sikisa. Here's a little taster from season 1 to whet your appetite – And season 2 is on its way.    Make sure you follow and download the show - just search for ‘Please Tell Me A Story' wherever you get your podcasts, or follow this link: https://podfollow.com/1651931216 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our guest is Raksha Dave, who is currently the President of the Council of British Archaeology. She also used to be on Time Team and has excavated sites all over the world... not a bad CV. In this episode, Joe and Tom ask questions about Tutunkhamun, digging up carparks, 'garbology' and what to do if you find a rare artefact in your garden. Joe is also disappointed to learn that the lost city of Atlantis probably never existed. You can pre-order Raksha's book 'Lessons From Our Ancestors' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/lessons-from-our-ancestors/raksha-dave/kimberlie-clinthorne-wong/9781913520946 Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom was late into the studio today, due to a delay with his train. Luckily, our guest today is Ross who is a railway incident responder for Network Rail, which means he can tell us exactly why train delays might occur, and what he does to prevent them. In this episode, Joe and Tom learn why leaves and helium balloons can be a nightmare, how many cows it takes to derail a train, and discuss the current situation with train strikes. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddie Hearn is here to tell us how to sell tickets for our live show at the London Palladium. Tickets are on sale now: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Joe and Tom also ask him about Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury, Steve Davis, working for your Dad and going to school with Frank Lampard.  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Joe 'Shagatron' Marler and Tom 'Cheese Sandwich' Fordyce meet Ollie, who has a very serious job as an RAF engineer, despite his colleagues giving him the call sign 'Dick Fingers'. Ollie tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about fighter jets, including how fast they can go in real life (not Top Gun), how the ejector seat works, and how they can help defend Heathfield, East Sussex, if it falls under attack. He's also met Tom Cruise in real life, which is exciting. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom is here with one of his favourite Rugby players (not Joe this time) to tell you about a brand new podcast! Captains with Sam Warburton is a new podcast that gives listeners the inside story of how the most successful teams come together, grow and ultimately – win.    Each episode, Sam is joined by a different world-class sporting leader as they compare notes, relive those life changing moments and share stories about what it’s really like to wear the armband at sport’s highest level. From dealing with success to bouncing back after disappointment - it’s self improvement through storytelling. Here is a clip from his episode with former England captain, Chris Robshaw. To listen to the full episode, search for Captains with Sam Warburton, wherever you get your podcasts, or click the link below. https://podfollow.com/captains-with-sam-warburton   Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Thomas Skinner, who you might have seen on The Apprentice, or out and about in Romford selling a mattress, or even on social media eating an unorthodox breakfast in a café... He’s everywhere. We spoke to Thomas about his favourite thing, working on the market stalls. In this episode, he also teaches us about running a business (sort of), he dishes the dirt on Alan Sugar’s script reading and tries to sell Joe a harmonica. You can follow Thomas on social media @iamtomskinner Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our guest this week is the world's no.1 matchmaker and relationship genius, Paul Brunson, who also happens to have the one of the smoothest voices we've ever had on the show. Joe reveals that his romantic gestures in the past have included copper pots and a banana with a face drawn on it... so it is a good job we've got Paul to point him in the right direction. This episode includes some excellent relationship advice, a lesson on love language and a bonus appearance from Joe's wife Daisy, who just happened to be visiting the studio for this episode! Enjoy. You can follow Paul on social media @paulcbrunson and find out more about his work here: https://www.paulcbrunson.com Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a quick message about a new Crowd podcast out today. We loved the Secret History of Flight 149 last year, and now there's a new series out today. It's a tale of secrets, smugglers and spies and how 852 people died on a ferry. Journalist Stephen Davis investigates the tragic sinking of the passenger ship The Estonia, uncovering a mysterious trail that leads back to the Cold War. Episodes released weekly from January 9th 2023, with the whole series available ad-free on the Crowd Stories channel on Apple Podcasts. You can also listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a New Year, and Joe and Tom are joined in the studio by Nell, who is an A&E worker fresh off a night shift! In this episode, Joe and Tom discuss the events that have occurred on and off the rugby pitch during the festive period and they chat to our guest all about life in the emergency room. This includes the weirdest injuries she has ever seen, diagnostic cows, and what it is currently like to work for the NHS. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so we will leave you with a final gift for 2022... some more of our best bits!. We wish you a fantastic Christmas and very happy New Year, from all of us at The Joe Marler Show. Remember to grow the show this Christmas by telling a friend about us, and why not get yourself a bobble hat, a pair of socks, or a ticket to our live tour next year while you're at it? Links below! Bobble Hats: https://www.joemarler.co.uk/shop  Show Socks: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  Live Tour Tickets: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Well, we've put together a festive treat for you all, full of some of the best moments and wonderful guests from The Joe Marler Show this year. What a wonderful year it has been, we hope you have enjoyed it as much as we did! Remember to grow the show this Christmas by telling a friend about The Joe Marler Show, and why not get yourself a bobble hat, a pair of socks, or a ticket to our live tour next year while you're at it? Links below! Bobble Hats: https://www.joemarler.co.uk/shop  Show Socks: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  Live Tour Tickets: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This episode is something of a gear change from our usual, as Joe and Tom meet Matt, who is a criminologist. Matt specialises in hate crimes, having been a victim of a homophobic attack in his youth. We talk about how extreme prejudices form, how the brain processes threat and how a criminal’s upbringing can explain a lot about their crimes. There are some pretty shocking statistics about how many hate crimes are recorded each year, and also a wonderful story about Mo Salah. You can buy Matthew’s book, 'The Science of Hate: How prejudice becomes hate and what we can do to stop it’ here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Science-Hate-prejudice-becomes-hate/dp/0571357075/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This week, Joe and Tom meet Katie, who is a dental hygienist. They learn that that they have been brushing their teeth wrong for years, that mouthwash doesn’t actually work, and that tooth fairy rates have gone up due to inflation. Joe also reveals that he keeps an ‘emergency raison’ tucked away in his mouth for when he gets really hungry… which is not recommended by dental hygienists.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices