Colossus with feet of clay

Jimbo welcomes Karen Carney, Duncan Alexander and Sasha Goryunov into the pod during a massive week of Champions League and Premier League action.

Messi and Ronaldo are out of the Champions League, with the latter facing a bit of a backlash in Turin.

Erling Haaland will be in the last 8 after another monstrous display. But he continues to be let down by his defence. If only Dortmund had Pepe.

Liverpool stay alive in the Champions League too – does their entire season now boil down to their European games?

We preview a big weekend in the Premier League, including the North London derby, Bielsa v Tuchel and David Moyes’s return to Old Trafford. Does his time as United deserve reappraisal?

Plus Parkertoni, Team GB memories and taking the bins out


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1a: This time last year (01m 30s)
• PART 1b: Messi and Ronaldo out of the Champions League (04m 30s) 
• PART 2a: Dortmund scrape past Sevilla (21m 00s)
• PART 2b: Liverpool see off Leipzig (27m 30s)
• PART 3: Women’s Champions League latest (36m 00s)
• PART 4a: Arsenal v Spurs preview (40m 00s)
• PART 4b: Man Utd v West Ham preview (44m 30s)
• PART 5a: Leeds v Chelsea preview (49m 30s)
• PART 5b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (53m 30s)
• PART 6: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (61m 30s)
• PART 7: Karen’s Team GB memories (63m 00s)
  
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