Southern Hospitality is back, and Joey Marbles and Maddi are in love. We know it’s real because there’s a sobbing fight involving balloons. There’s also a hot new gay on the scene, and TJ’s vacuum is charged and ready to go. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when Danni has an audacious confrontation with Daisy, we know it’s not going to end well.  And it doesn’t!  Then drag queens Detox and Lola LaCroix come on board, striking fear in the heart of every croqueta in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to 2025! This week On Crappy Hour Live, Paige and Craig broke up and we’re shocked. Well no one really is shocked but it’s still sad mkay. Also, Jennifer Aydin bullied a senior citizen Jersey Mike’s employee and is cancelled again, PK and Dorit’s fate is looking poor, and Mia started to New Year with one less apple box to carry around in her trunk. Oh yeah, and surprise! Teresa Giudice is a musical genius! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens)  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Panama and Mia is so worried about her children being kidnapped by mania that she plans an additional trip to see Inc before she goes home to make sure they’re ok. Sounds about right. The ladies confront her about her questionable choices and then buy some cheap straw hats to show Wendy how much they love her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parter! It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A group of miserable people amble onto Below Deck Sailing Yacht and refuse to find joy in anything.  To be fair, they’re served a terrible meal with sad drinks. Also, Gary celebrates sobriety with a glass of wine. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy New Year, Everyone!  Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on tomorrow, and below is season 2’s finale episode to get you all excited!  The season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1E10) sees tensions reach a head with Maddi and Sammie and the controversial phone recording. Plus, Joe faces the wrath of Will, Emmy, his bosses, and maybe even Nanny’s chicken parm. Summer should be fun. Joe’s life? Not fun. **This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for video recaps and all of our bonuses and premium content. Enjoy and happy holidays!** See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on January 2nd! Below is season 2’s premiere episode to get you all excited!  Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD. Watch out! **This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for video recaps and all of our bonuses and premium content. Enjoy and happy holidays!** See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types.  So many pressing questions.  Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota?  Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia?  Can’t wait to find out! **This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for video recaps and all of our bonuses and premium content. Enjoy and happy holidays!** See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is the final part of our epic 4-parter*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 3 of 4*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of 4*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a four part recap* We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This originally aired as a bonus episode on our Patreon!  Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality.  Join us for a season 3 trailer trash! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House is back for another season, and as usual, it’s messy. Lindsay is pregnant, Carl has lemur energy, and Kyle is ignoring Amanda. There’s also a lippy new waif in the house and a cringey dude. Sounds fun!  Join us as we break down the season 9 trailer shot by shot! Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT pens an awkward apology to Patricia on this week’s Southern Charm, but he’s still the pariah, which means he misses out on a lightly awkward doggy birthday party.  Plus, Sally makes her transition from Southern Hospitality to Charm with her big debut.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parter On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York City slogs through its latest vacay episode, trading in the fun squabbles and conflict of last week for… dick pics?  It’s a regrettable step backwards for the show, the franchise, and Bravo as the cast attempts to drum up any kind of excitement.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.