We Don't Have Time For This
We Don't Have Time For This
About We Don't Have Time For This
Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
You know when you get to a certain stage of life, you’re a grown adult and you really should know certain things? Like, what’s in mayonnaise or how to do your tax? Well, why CAN’T we just print more money? (Kidding) But… what is inflation about? Incase you’re too embarrassed to ask, Gem is breaking it down because she… did not know. And now she does. Also Revz had a dress conundrum that caused a major internal battle. And speaking of battles Gem and Revz battle it out for most-loved-TV-content-right-now #notspon and Revz still sneaks a cheeky extra one in. Not Spons: Gem Revz
Oh look, Revz is upholding more boundaries, good on her! Meanwhile Gem had a solid hang with a newly minted Mum of Three™️ and she has thoughts and insights that she just has to share. Gem overheard something that kinda upset her at the hairdresser and Revz had a really hard chat with the sister that descended into giggles. We’re messy, contradictory, undecided and in your ears for another Tuesday, DLs. Glad to be here!
First up how many chargers and cables do you own, like, collectively in your household? Is it a Christmas lights situation or what? Then, Revz got recognised but not in a fun-famous way and it was… humbling. Then Gem doesn’t have time for Raffas daycare “encouraging” pet ownership when she thought she was getting away with it. Can the neighbours dog just, like, do? And Revz is feeling the serious pinch (like aren’t we all) with the insanity of cozzy lives and mortgage bullsh*t can we get an amen? Then Gem has one of her more passionate #notspons to date and Revz is a hypocrite. Gem: Mama Tom Yum Noodles Revz: Silk pillowcases Reference: Episode 57. How Much Is That Disaster In The Window? Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay! https://www.cashrewards.com.au/
Well. Instagram has spoken. “Hubby” and variations are cringe. Hot damn, we were oblivious?! But we’ve come this far, ya know? In other self-conscious developments Iggy’s toilet training, boring or not, is going great* (*at the time of recording. Cough, cough, piss piss). Revz doesn’t have time for her projecting of her own past failures onto her kid, cos she’s been so surprised by her DD’s success and that’s kinda weird. Then, Gem can’t believe what her brother went and did for his 40th (like, x 100). Happy Tuesday DL’s. We’re so so glad you’re here.
What happens when you’re so far beyond the kid stage your mate is deep in and they come to you with a vent…and you simply…can’t… care? That’s kind of what happens today between us. Although we (Revz) is try’na be better. Gem gives multiple updates including #bingate, #oblong.com and #bribesforIggy; there’s a lot going on. Then, Revz has so many moving parts and so many factors going on in her life it’s all a little bit much sometimes. It’s a real Grass-Is-Always-Greener sitch and we are getting right into that. Also some bomb #NotSpons and ofcourse some random facts from Gem Schmem (throwback!). If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #Notspon Revz: Nala underwear Gem: Jones and Co Homewares
Ok, straight up, this gets loose. Gem is a bit sick, Revz was approaching shark week and is seriously angry at… someone? No one? Just bee in the bonnet vibes. Revz doesn’t have time for, well, pretty standard Mum Language (please don’t cancel her, she’s overreacting) and Gem is obsessing over literal garbage. Expensive garbage. Then Gem stepped outside her bubble for 20 min and didn’t like what she heard AT ALL. She’s here to ask some questions about how, like, most of the world talks (or listens). If you listened to us through lock down that’s the loose vibe we’re dealing with today, hope you enjoy the ride, Mamas! If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #Notspon Gem: Massage gun Revz: Flint rechargeable lighter
First up. The Purple Wiggle. Discuss (it’s ok, we’ll do it). Revz has thoughts. Gem is playing catch up. The DLs are sweating. We tease out this odd day we call Valentines. Then Revz has an update on her stage-obsessed eldest and we just basically can’t stop unpicking our pride, fear and complicated relationship with our kids and the idea of them performing. Like can’t stop. Can we save our kids from disappointment or is that just Hungy P not our job? If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live Bonus D&M eps on Spotify. Subscribe here: https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours here: https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood #NotSponsored Revz : @overheardnewyork Gem : Bedtime Explorers
Wow. So many hacks today. Hacking parenthood, holiday, life, hospitals, you name it. But first, Gem has beef with the Goliath aka Kmart. And rightly so. Revz tells us about her city Staycay and how good older kids are (again). Gem has an Iggy update, and it’s more surgery for the little dude, (send thumb bunnies) but we’re praying for a #gamechanger. Revz is attempting some big level ups in the parenting stakes and it’s such a slog, you guys. Thanks for being here! If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome.. https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours just in time for Valentine’s Day here: https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood #NotSponsored Revz : @crocs Gem : Matilda on @netflix
CW: Disordered Eating. Hello gorgeous besties! It’s not even February and whinge FM is turned up to full volume. Gem does not have time for the fact that there are literally hundreds of photos of her kids with Hubs and so, so few of her. Why don’t we ask for the photo, get in the photo, heck, DEMAND the photo? Then Revz doesn’t have time, once again, for the unwelcome return of her old frenemy, Body Image. It’s back and it’s mutated into a weird strain and it’s exhausting. Then Gem is FINE to “decay” but absolutely not to turn 40. It’s a numbers game. If you’re upset by discussions of disordered eating or body image this week, DLs, maybe skip this one. If not, we tease it out, together. Huge love, Gem & Revz. Limited drop of our Sex Candle. Get yours just in time for Valentine’s Day here: https://www.huntercandles.com.au/products/in-the-mood ANDROID DLs! We are now offering bonus subscription eps on Spotify… you’re welcome.. https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe If you want to be the first to know about out Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here : www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : @mcobeauty Brow Lamination Set Wand Gem : @July Suitcases
Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is the queen of being strong for everyone around her and a Dunst in her own life as was highlighted this week in a convo with The Good Mum™️ and then we have some elaborate not spons so stick around. Getting right into the new year with gusto, girlfriends! Thanks for being here! Gretchen Rubin Personality Quiz: https://gretchenrubin.com/quiz/ If you want to be the first to know about our Live Shows, in your city, make sure you’ve registered here: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live #NotSponsored Revz : Mid-range shower oil @thisisgentlehabits Bonus: @marcoandredasilva Gem : Balance Boards @barefootandsalty_
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