What would it take for you to complain about food to waitstaff at a restaurant? Would you give Morgan Freeman a pat on the back if he watched Shawshank Redemption in your lounge-room? Is it your responsibility to make sure gift cards work if you are giving the gift? These are the big questions that you didn't know you needed tackled, but we think you actually might. We also have some great marathon Do's and Don'ts for you (more specifically just Don'ts actually). A game that you probably thought was dead and buried is back. We think you'll enjoy this one! Here is how it went: 01:00 - Live Podcast Practice 02:57 - Helicopters & Motorbikes 08:50 - Listen to the Chocs 14:04 - Marathon Do's & Don'ts 22:23 - AFL All Australian Doing Team 29:36 - Underwhelming Work Gifts 35:40 - Alphabet You Can't do this with the Second Letter 45:01 - You're in for an X Lucky 27 Tees are back but genuinely there isn't many so if you missed out this is for you! Get a free WHOOP 4.0 and one month free when you join with the Chocs link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs Of if you already have a Whoop band, the code for the Choccies group is COMM-7C20F4 Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We ran the Sydney Marathon which was apparently net down hill but we remain completely unconvinced. Due to the fact we were in Sydney, there is one collab that just needed to happen. So we trekked out to Hello Sport headquarters to catch up with Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast. They were quick to give their opinions on our marathon running, golfing ability and ball striking generally. We hear the Hello Sport Origins story and then present the boys with an elite hypothetical which goes a direction we were really not prepared for. The art of jingles is discussed, how random a Lyric Substitut-Skin is and Taboo even gets a run. Elite episode. 1 star. 00:30 Hello Sport Intro 01:30 Sydney Marathon 11:30 Hello Sport Origin Story 21:20 Hypothetical Debate 30:55 Listen to the Chocs 43:25 Taboo Game 54:35 Your in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode literally got the chocolates last week and Leigh got... in trouble. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit bounced back to his best with a horrendous joke. We learnt this week what the heck 'Mukbang' content is and what choices or quotes have aged very poorly. We have been keeping a really watchful eye on our recovery in the lead up to the next marathon training session (which is an actual organised marathon called Sydney Marathon). We had to give a run down on what it is like to be Brisbane Lions supporters and Mickus makes his debut as games master! Here is how it went: 00:50 - Gode Got the Chocolates 05:58 - Joke of the Week 09:06 - That Aged Poorly 16:12 - Marathon Prep 23:44 - Brisbane Lions 30:39 - Trivia with a Spin 37:40 - Get Recc'd Get a free WHOOP 4.0 and one month free when you join with the Chocs link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs Of if you already have a Whoop band, the code for the Choccies group is COMM-7C20F4 Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We needed to find out if a) Jana still has her original baby and b) get an update on the new baby so she makes her return to the podcast this week. The timing coincides nicely with Skin needing some parenting advice anyway and Jana plus all of you have that for him in spades. Apparently there are now 125 titles you can be called. Gone are the days of just Mr/ Mrs. This week we are looking to see if sleep can be the missing component that is holding us back from brilliant marathon times. Wonderful week and here is how it went: 00:10 - Welcome Jana 08:55 - Parenting Advice 16:05 - Jana's Title Mayhem 22:34 - Whoop Sleep 30:06 - Fictionary 38:20 - You're in for an X Get a free WHOOP 4.0 and one month free when you join with the Chocs link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs Of if you already have a Whoop band, the code for the Choccies group is COMM-7C20F4 Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ask and you shall receive is an expression we hear a bit. Apparently this expression also applies to the very clothes Skin is wearing! We have some of the stretchiest names ever for a Pizza Oven which may ... but more than likely may not help our gem of a listener. Skin won marathon training week without running somehow (see Whoop details below), and the CEO of the social media app, Telegram, has been arrested and that got us thinking, there are a few other areas of our lives that need more moderation too. Here is how it went: 02:15 Skin's Deckchair Moment 05:50 Joke of the Week 09:00 Namestorm a Pizza Oven 16:55 Marathon Training - Strain Week 23:32 Moderation Needed? 30:45 Humdog Millionaire 38:15 You're in for an X Get a free WHOOP 4.0 and one month free when you join with the Chocs link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs Of if you already have a Whoop band, the code for the Choccies group is COMM-7C20F4 Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's not beat around the bush... the most exciting thing this week is the new Chocs gear. We couldn't be happier and it is now available here! Gode blows up about the Joke of the Week selections after the Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit went with a safe choice. Leigh presents real headlines, mixed in with some ones he has written himself and asks you to decipher them. We have been roped into running the Sydney Marathon and the wonderful people at Whoop have a challenge for us (you may remember them from such times as the 18 year old penis guy. Get a free WHOOP 4.0 and one month free when you join with the Chocs link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs Of if you already have a Whoop band, the code for the Choccies group is COMM-7C20F4 Here is how things went: 00:30 Gear Launch 04:30 FOTS 08:40 Joke of the Week 11:45 Headline Hoaxes 16:35 Running Sydney Marathon 23:05 Social Sins & Wins 31:30 Alpha Bet You Can’t Do This Game with the Second Letter 39:50 Get Recc'd Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nikki Potter makes sensational short form videos and she stopped by to have a chat on this week's episode. She actually attracts quite a bit of media attention for courageous feats such as relocating spiders but then also for fairly simple occurrences like... eating breakfast. By the way, is having dishes to do really that stressful? Gode has plenty of questions for Leigh about how a Hair Transplant works and he then gets a trivia question the most wrong that you could possibly see. Here is how it went: 00:25 Nikki Potter v Ray-Gun 02:25 Townsville Torpedos & Sydney Singles 07:45 Joke of the Week 11:00 Nikki's News Stories 17:41 Must or Dust 24:45 The Follicles 31:51 You're a Quizzard Gode 38:52 You're in for an X You can find Nikki's TikTok videos here. If you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here. Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Ammirati used the wrong pole during the Paris Olympics which is pretty unlucky, so we then wanted to hear what your unlucky moments are! Skin has been looking at LinkedIn a lot recently but not for the reasons you would expect. He hit us with some of the worst posts you could imagine. Then we racked our brains to think of famous people named a certain name. Here is how it went: 00:30 Leigh's Deckchair Moments 05:35 We Got The Chocolates Gear 09:15 Joke of the Week 12:00 Unlucky Moments 20:00 LinkedIn Influencers 27:25 Sports Faffery 35:00 Famous First Names 40:40 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently underway and Leigh has the inside scoop on some interesting behaviour from Olympic athletes during the swimming. The boys watched Simone Biles compete again and left Leigh and Gode in awe/ second guessing a previous call they have made. We have a Nicknames segment for you with some outstanding contributions from the Choccies! Great week and here is how it went: 01:10 Leigh and Mickus at the Footy 05:50 Joke of the Week 08:40 Olympic Lols 15:40 Nicknames 22:55 75 Hard Update 29:45 Olympic O’Trivia Rodriguez 36:50 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went: 00:45 Listen to the Chocs 01:50 Leigh's Hair 06:35 Joke of the Week 08:40 Pram Namestorm 17:35 Hypothetical 24:53 Biggest Blunders 31:55 Google Feud 40:10 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer. We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did! 00:00 Intro 03:55 Getting Into Golf 05:20 The Accident 11:16 Starting Rehab 14:55 Starting the Mental Journey 23:10 All Abilities Golf Division 26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years 29:59 Phantom Pain 31:55 Sharing His Story 35:05 Getting Closure 37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges 39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice 40:20 Three Favourite Golf Courses Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair! 00:30 Leighs Hair Journey 06:20 Joke of the Week 08:35 Spectator Spotlight 15:45 Death, Taxes &... 22:55 Listen to the Chocs 30:15 Reverse Malachi 38:20 Get REKT If you're interested, check out Gro Clinics Australia here and follow them on Instagram here. Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?! 00:30 New Nudio 02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement 07:20 Joke of the Week 09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions 16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs 24:50 Nice Locations to Propose 32:15 Taboo Game 38:35 You’re in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game! Here is how things went: One Week Early Joke of the Week Our 'Tim Franklin Moments' Namestorm for WiFi Crystal Dilly Fictionary You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge. We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went: 00:43 Email from a Listener 07: 13 Joke of the Week 02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us 09:38 Most Famous Hairdos 17:14 Chip Trip 24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation 32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game 40:00 You're in for an X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, this week particularly, Jetstar Holidays. Check out their ‘Fly a Friend for Free’ sale here! https://bit.ly/4e4zFLu Equally though, without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went: 00:35 Worst Golfer in the World? 03:47 Joke of the Week 06:30 Handshake or Kiss 14:40 Social Sins & Wins 22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard 30:25 Pass the Pub Test 37:30 Get Rekt We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?! 00:45 Big Freeze Slide 04:30 Joke of the Week 9:10 Forgetting Casual Sex Partners Name 18:45 Letter Change the Plot 26:50 Buying limit on Eggs 33:15 Guess the Analogy Game 40:00 Your in for an X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went: 01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga 07:30 Joke of the Week 10:45 Pickup lines 17:25 Chip Trip 24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags 31:45 Reverse Malachi Game 37:20 You're In for An X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up). 02:00 The Tied Footy Game 05:50 Joke of the Week 08:50 Skin Lookalike 12:10 Nicknames 18:25 Dumb Criminals 24:25 Namestorm 32:00 Categories Game 39:00 You're In For An X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and... You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went: 00:45 Listen to the Chocs 02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story 06:10 Joke of the Week 09:25 Death, Taxes and... 16:15 Hypothetical Debate 22:30 Scottie Scheffler 28:15 Over or Under Game 35:05 You're in for an X We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can help us, help you, by checking out current offers from our sponsors here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.