What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went: 1:05 - I wish I never... 4:10 - Joke of the Week 6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream 10:00 - Excuses 16:00 - Mickus Friks Up 18:00 - Flat Track Bullies 21:00 - Taboo 29:35 - Get Fact Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355 Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471 If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments: 1:00 - We Suck at Organisation  5:53 - Joke of the Week  8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories 13:15 - Are you an Idiom?  23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims  29:50 - SuperCoach Update  33:20 - Human Shazam  Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355 Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471 If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps: 1:00 - Still have the baby? 5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship 9:10 - Joke of the Week 13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe 19:35 - Must or Dust 28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts 36:24 - Fictionary Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355 Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471 If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns? We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game! Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it? 2:10 - How's your funny bone? 4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week  5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims 16:41 - Chat GPT 23:10 - Sports Superstitions 30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger? 38:53 - You’re in for a Tweet Check out our NRL SuperCoach Group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/?action=join-group&code=637355 Or our AFL SuperCoach group here - https://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/afl/classic/?action=join-group&code=158471 If either of those are of interest to you, feel free to just stick around for the jokes if not. We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever! Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play you in NRL SuperCoach. Skin, Leigh and Mickus will all be playing as well. Here is the link to the group: https://bit.ly/ChocsNRLSupercoach 9:03 - Best Fantasy Team Names  15:00 - SuperCoach Chocs Group  17:00 - Overthinking Cricket  20:45 - Social Sins and Wins  24:04 - Best Nicknames  30:00 - Odds of a Prince Albert  31:30 - You’re A Quizzard Gode  41:45 - You’re in for a Tweet  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat! 2:10 - Skin's Haircut 5:00 - Joke of the Week 11:00 - GOAT Namestorm 14:30 - Tom Brady 20:20 - Retirements 27:45 - Friend of the Show 36:15 - The Slogan Game 43:00 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?" However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was! We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few! In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call! 3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool? 6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week  7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi… 14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport  23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half 30:22 - Human Shazam 35:59 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries!  1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers  3:53 - Joke of the Week  6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media  11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour 18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers  24:30 - Michael Clarke  32:10 - Google Feud  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went: 1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 5:26 - Joke of the Week 7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 22:29 - Friend of the Show 30:10 - Fictionary We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went: 1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy 5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing 5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week 11:56 - Rogue News Headlines 18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles 30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules 36:39 - Must or Dust 45:32 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went:  1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour  5:30 - Jokes with Folk 8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change 15:07 - Football Nudity  20:00 - Man of the Match 24:30 - Namestorm 35:00 - What's your favourite sauce?  We wouldn't be able to make this episode firmly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can check out ways to support us and offers from our sponsors here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest. 1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation 4:32 - The Countdown Begins! 28:35 - Notable Mentions 31:24 - Where to find us We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world! If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts! We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories 11:00 - Rogue Joke 13:00 - Must or Dust 23:15 - Human Shazam 31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went: 2:17 - Self Serve Things 5:30 - A Joke for you 8:21 - Thomas' Email 10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches 17:00 - David Warner 22:50 - Social Media Comments 25:10 - Dumbest Questions 30:11 - Your responses 33:20 - Beer sizes We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went: 2:00 - We saw Burlesque 5:00 - Joke of the Week 7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes 11:25 - Scratching Our Heads 14:04 - Reversing In 19:21 - Review 22:15 - Most Instagram Followers 25:27 - Baz Ball 29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter 31:00 - Human Shazam 36:35 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went: 1:32 - Parenting 101 3:25 - The Joke 6:05 - Most Irritating Things 18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks 27:45 - Massive Losing Bet 28:55 - Google Feud 37:40 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went... 1:12 Who is Who  2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning  6:10 Here’s Some Jokes 9:10 Gode Likes Cricket  16:00 Pat Comments  19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe 23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye 27:30 You’re a Quizzard 39:40 You’re In for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went: 1:20 - Leigh’s got a story 5:30 - Joke of the day 9:20 - Best time to have a beer 19:40 - Our favourite listeners 21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions 28:25 - Most embarrassing moments 34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can check them out here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.