Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices