I'se a working girl now, but not like Dorit on her anniversary! So welcome back to all of us! After a mini hiatus, we catch up on RHOBH, which we approve of, and RHOP, which we are frankly scared and confused about. And by we I mean your singular host. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a time to be alive. Tune in for the EXPLOSIVE Season Finale of RHOSLC, which is already being praised as the best Real Housewives episode in the history of the franchise! It's a Scooby Doo mystery, true crime, villain origin story all in a tropical rainstorm. The 4th wall has broken into pieces and it may never be put together again! DOWNLOAD ME! You can't miss this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dorito Dust needs to be chucked in the bin. Her weaponized social incompetence finally makes Garcelle put her foot down! Sutton gets embarrassed by another friend of. It's the last episode before the break so let's vent together. Whoo sah! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So I don't like Annemarie. This might be an Esophageal disorder solidarity rant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Candiace cry fights with Robyn, Austin is drowned in a river of triangle tears. The Grand Dame turns the triple twenty, and Juan yells at Robyn a lot because he lost his hearing in basketball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we welcome Katelyn Woolcott, co-host of Give Me That D: A Disney Channel Original Movie Breakdown Podcast! Find it all the places podcasts are sold! We dive into um, mouth imprisonment, why housewives hate having sex with their husbands, and that time Wendy's mama sent her familiar in crow form to haunt Austin distilleries. Find Katelyn at @Katelyn_Woolcott on Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shavey is back, and Kelechi realizes she might feel sorry for Kyle. A little. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss RHOP with actor-singer Shavey Brown of Hadestown. We dig into pie algebra... we also explore whether Facebook is the white refrigerator of social apps, and if Nneka is Single Black Female-ing Wendy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TIMESTAMPS 02:00 - Erika Jayne Guilty or Tacky? New Management + Sutton Blood Feud 21:20 - Kyle and Morgan Tatted Up 33:00 - Sutton psychoanalysis + most aggressive matchmaker 46:00 - The Dinner Party: Fashions, Morally Corrupt Fay Resnick 1:04 - Kyle and Sutton In the Parlor with the Wrench 1:17 - Do we believe the Umansky split? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My good judy Ebony is here y'all! She's back from Iceland and performing on le Broadway, and we get deep into the escalating Nneka and Wendy strife on episodes 3 and 4 of Potomac! Join us as we go from long baby hairs to prayer closets while breaking this Crucible-like religious storyline down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet my cousin Uzoma, a straight man forced to watch Bravo for the first time! He's a hilarious storyteller and a great, insightful guy who moved to the US from Nigeria as a teen. In this DELUXE, INFORMATIVE episode, he breaks down the beef with Wendy and RHOP new girl Nneka from a Nigerian perspective. We lowkey got in trouble with our elders for discussing these taboos & curses...So ENJOY! Timestamps below:************-00:15 1st First Impressions-00:23 Robyn and Jaun (divorce lawyer perspective)-00:36 Nneka 1st Impressions -00:55 Wendy Rumors: What is Osu?-01:26 Shrines, Witches, Flying Cats Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHOM is back in all of its lush tropical glory. We'll get into Larsa's pet toddler and the power of a fresh, swingy bob. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rundown of the Vegas trip, Sutton's mysterious meltdown, and strip show etiquette. I also cover the sad Keke Palmer news (acht acht acht I know I said I wasn't going to do current events but shut it!!!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PK gives Dorit the anniversary surprise of her nightmares, and Kyle plays pin the tattoo on the crumbling marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Solo recap of RHOBH Premiere! Broadway actress and generally inappropriate person Kelechi Ezie recaps the insane Tenessee Williams monologues that dominated this premiere in which there are horses, broken marriages, and a puppet named Erica who just wanted to learn empathy and be a real girl.***These premieres are kicking my ass but I'm gonna catch up for y'all! Please download rate and review this avalanche of content!******TW Eating Disorders/Body Image/Ozempic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cake and Kombucha is back at long last!!! and here to discuss what's important: BRAVO!Guest Dania Lewis joins Kelechi to discuss season 8 premiere of RHOP, and share thoughts on our favorite housewives, villains, wigs, Ashley Cat's coastal chic house, and how we're so glad Juan Dixon isn't here right now. Also featuring my chiweenie, Circe Croissant Ezie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Pence's familiar lands on his head in the debate, Donald Trump receives cutting edge treatment for Covid while the rest of us perish, and white militia groups try to kidnap the governor of Michigan. Tory Lanez might finally get deported! This is just a week in the news, no embellishment needed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This episode starts with a tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman, may he rest in peace.We'll then delve into the Jessica Krug scandal (Rachel Dolezal's Afro Latino North African Cousin). Lastly, Trump has apparently said disparaging things about the military...just like he already has for years in public. LE SCANDAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.