Episodes

• 2021

• Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

  On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircut. As ever the QFTP's are brilliant - there is coffin advice, an unfortunate nosebleed situation and a virtual reality headset.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  April 23, 2021

  63 min

• Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

  It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new song.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  April 16, 2021

  67 min

• Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

  It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  April 9, 2021

  66 min

• Ep 110. 110 take 2

  It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discuss jiving, medical samples, curry after effects and excuses for calling in sick. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  April 2, 2021

  66 min

• Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

  Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown ups getting pocket money and an unusual Funeral tradition. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  March 26, 2021

  60 min

• EP 108. Carpet Squares

  On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  March 19, 2021

  52 min

• Ep 107. Bucking Mad

  On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use of a sock. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  March 12, 2021

  62 min

• Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

  It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and some jaw dropping QFTP's. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  March 5, 2021

  72 min

• Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

  On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradition that get the guys thinking. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  February 26, 2021

  63 min

• Ep 104. Flock of Lasagne

  On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh beef and QFTP's that involve a kilt, lasagne and some Sambuca. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  February 19, 2021

  58 min

• Ep 103. Bones

  This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office poll about mash, beans and jelly! Enjoy.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  February 12, 2021

  64 min

• Ep. 102 Cremetisserie

  Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  February 5, 2021

  67 min

• Ep 101. Maternity Leave #3

  It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  January 29, 2021

  38 min

• Ep 100. Best of #1

  This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief cameo courtesy of Rosie's Nana and THAT story about the breastfeeding groom. Enjoy and a big thanks to all the smas & das!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  January 22, 2021

  96 min

• Ep 99. Maternity Leave #2

  On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a cameo from a certain member of the Ramsey clan!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  January 15, 2021

  34 min

• Ep 98. Maternity Leave #1

  This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  January 8, 2021

  34 min

• Ep 97. Docket or Not

  It's 2021 and thank F for that! Chris and Rosie talk about YouTube sensation Ryan, crap Christmas presents and Rosie has a cemetery related mystery...plus Chris has been holding back a question from the public you'll probably wish you'd never heard.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  January 1, 2021

  71 min
• 2020

• Ep 96. Christmas Bonus Special

  It's Christmas day! And Rosie and Chris have got some not going out at Christmas advice, spoon based beef and a few festive questions from the public.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  December 25, 2020

  44 min

• Ep 95. Turkey leg-over

  It's the week before Christmas and the Ramsey's are getting festive! They both confess their envy over a Christmas ornament and worry about what has now become the Christmas covid 'bauble'. There are some festive beefs (and non festive ones!) and some wonderful Christmas themed QFTP... anyone seen that scooter? Merry Christmas everyone!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  December 18, 2020

  70 min

• Ep 94. Gorgey Hun

  On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss thrupples, nostalgic trips to the football, beverages in the shower and a frisky farmer. All of this plus Rosie's Mysteries, weekly beefs and the return of Belinda!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
  December 11, 2020

  64 min