Brace yourselves for a purr-fectly scandalous episode as Father Simon and the Confessional collective hear some truly cat-astrophic tales of sin and mischief. Reverend Timothy dealings with a parishioner may or may not have included a suspicious nudge towards an open grave (and a funeral plan that was less than divine). Babs recounts her chaotic stay in a fancy Singapore hotel where her toddler caused a five foot floral and water disaster. Dad's confession is equal parts heat warming and horrifying: keeping the family cat, in the fridge for a final farewell, while spinning an increasingly tangled web of lies about the feline's untimely demise. And Gez's golf holiday prank on his forgetful mate with a fictional Spanish romance, doesn't go too well with his wife. Plus the Not For Broadcast Section debates questionable brownies and special sauce. We also talk shame stain colour theory and Matt's perfect Christmas gift. It's a wild ride of redemption, laughs and the occasional feline wizard. Don't miss it!

Prepare yourself for a bumper batch of belly laughing inducing confessions as Father Simon and the Confessional collective open their ears to a new generation of sinners and mischief makers. Alastair shares the tale of his dad's ingenious flat security measures, which left an entire family hostage until a coat hanger and a helpful neighbour saves the day. Damien recalls his Christmas job in a catalogue shop, where his clever use of a Talkboy turned festive cheer into Christmas Eve chaos. Monty meanwhile shares the grim tale of a portaloo walkie-taklie rescue that went...unwashed! La Di Da Gunner Graham’s mischief turns a marching band into a marching disaster. Plus the 'Not For Broadcast' section features a floating fish and debates on what constitutes "very illegal". We also talk Christmas confession submissions. Oh and Simon may have rebranded a social media platform with a chocolate theme. Don't forget to follow wherever you get your podcasts. Listen, laugh and remember - it's never too late for redemption

Sit back and enjoy four new confessions as Tom, Stuart, Cybil and Butcher's boy, seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! Including covering a young waiter in hot English mustard, denting your dad's car an letting him take the blame, to setting fire to the school assembly curtains and making up fake metal bands to add to your Christmas —no tale is too outrageous. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those just too naughty for Greatest Hits Radio. Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too shocking to pardon?

Brace yourselves for another batch of hilarious confessions as Becca, Tufty, Chaz and Carl Jim seek forgiveness from Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From a school music prank, to stag do revenge, telephonic travesty with an adult personal virus and a medical mistake that will make your eyes water and cross your legs. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including one that is just too illegal for Greatest Hits Radio. Matt also confuses pickled eggs and chutney and a dog wees on some cheese. Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too shocking to pardon?

Get ready for some astounding confessions this week as Thomas, Mike, Freddy and Jim seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From a mum that dropped her children off to school and then emigrated to Canada with a car sales man who was 'hot a mustard', to a sitcom style electrical job in a funeral home, the prefect chid who was full of lies when it came to a fruit machine win and a grand theft gateaux —no tale is too outrageous. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including one just to wrong for Greatest Hits Radio that involves a Stag do!! and the team celebrate 1 Millions listens. Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too shocking to pardon? Be sure to follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts!

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From an escaped gorilla to a Iron Maiden t-shirt causing convulsions , a minesweeping local and a magnesium mishap —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

Prepare yourself for laugh out loud confessions from a new generation of mischief-makers as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From Emergency Roman umbrellas, to a cash point disaster than ended up in a topless ride home, and a vending machine lucky mistake plus a stolen cable that causes a lot of offence—no secret is too outrageous for this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those too spicy for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious to absolve? Plus a Podcast Exclusive Not for Broadcast confession that is honking good! Don't forget to follow wherever you get your podcasts.

Get ready for four fantastic confessions from the Crypt for this weeks Crypt Special with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From meeting the wrong 'hot neighbour', to getting your Granny to commando craw under the barrier of the gent's toilets, turning up at the wrong funeral or accidentally exposing an affair—no secret is too outrageous for this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those just not suitable for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious to absolve? Don't forget to follow for updates and send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From smuggling booze on a cruise to a backpacker causing poultry pandemonium at a chicken factory, a lonely heart column mishap plus a very unwise newspaper slogan and a toilet freshener error —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

Get ready for laugh out loud confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From a spooky prank that ended in divorce, a French exchange that ended abandoned on a tennis court, a catapult catastrophe and a confession that happened just last week —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including one just to wrong for Greatest Hits Radio that involves a hamster!! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious to absolve? Be sure to follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts!

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with lots of number 1's and number 2's and not all of them in the not for broadcast section! From karaoke in a toilet to camping revenge on the noisy family at the campsite, teenage love and a new mother's stress levels —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

Get ready for side-splitting confessions from a new generation of mischief-makers as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From wild camp pranks at Camp America, to a year 9 trip in Germany that ended in Malibu-fueled chaos, and a birdwatcher’s embarrassing encounter with a wildlife camera—no secret is too outrageous for this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those too spicy for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious to absolve? Don't forget to follow wherever you get your podcasts.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

We’re back with an inbox full of new sinners willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness. Season 6 starts next Friday but until then enjoy this mini holiday postcard from Simon & the team. Send your confessions and correspondence for the parish notice board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

The second instalment of holiday themed confessions from the crypt - plus find out how the drivetime team are finding it in their holiday caravan, with talk of a holiday poo and chemical toilets. Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio. Simon is on holiday so the team have selected some of our favourite confessions from the crypt for a summer special.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio. Plus a podcast exclusive confession - never heard before!

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.