A crew that's never met, an android that dyes his hair and someone who just really loves rocks: your hosts Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry discuss (the first half of) 2012 Alien sort-of-prequel Prometheus! To listen, become a patreon at patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast

We still miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes, with the third and final in our cursèd miniseries of the reboots of classic horror films: Candyman (2021). We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, get your very own exclusive pin badge, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

We still miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes. We've got 'movie hicks', referencing memes in actual movies and dealing with the issue of school shootings in the most horrifically insensitive way. That's right - it's Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)! We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, get your very own exclusive pin badge, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

We miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes. The fate of Mr Monica from Friends, why things are terrible when they're too meta-meta, and the abject tragedy of the word 'requel' . That's right - it's SCREAM (2022)! We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

Can R.L. Stine ever make goo scary? Do we still think ‘modern day’ means 1994? Does wood have be damp to be bummed? And most importantly, which is the best Fear Street – and which is the worst? We’ve trudged through an entire season of Fear Street, including all three movies (Heather will never forgive Kirsty for this “rubbish shit all the time”). Join us to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Getting spangly, riding broomsticks and catching lesbian vibes – we're getting witchy and wrapping up the movie trilogy with Fear Street Part 3: 1666! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

The complications of shampoo, boys in pastel trousers and the ideal 90s day – we wish we had our fire extinguishers for R.L. Stine's The Fire Game! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Soil in your folds, sexy DIY lesbians and the origins of our beef – we've got our salopettes on (pastel, of course) for R.L Stine and Ski Weekend! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Toxic heterosexuality, Shirley Jackson vibes and a ghostwriting theory – R.L Stine gives us the book of our dreams (or nightmares) with The Sleepwalker! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Sexy cabals, banging book covers and misunderstanding hair gel – we’re already regretting answering the phone to R.L. Stine with The Wrong Number! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Random nostalgia moments, falling into a boredom coma and being Not Like Other Girls – we’re back with the blacklight for Fear Street Part Two - 1978! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Giant talking red herrings, charity shop CDs and dog mysteries – your hosts tried (and failed) to miss R.L. Stine's usual nonsense in Missing! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Studded jeans, wanking behind a curtain, and a surprise good bit that Robot Stine definitely didn't write – your hosts are staying up late for The Overnight! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Obnoxious gymnastics, sexualised schoolgirls, and so much white supremacy – we're back with the books to bring you (reluctantly) The New Girl by R.L. Stine! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Random 90s playlists, a brand new Robot Stine bingo card, and your two hosts disagreeing (but not in the way you might expect) – we’re back for season 8 with the brand new movie, Fear Street Part 1: 1994! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Will the bin magpie find the secret bag of body parts? Why would you waste an abandoned ski lodge? And can Kirsty and Heather survive another year of outdoor podcasting? We've picked apart another 10 Point Horrors. Which was the goodest? Which was the good-baddest? And, most importantly, which was the pointiest? Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Sexy laundry, layers of terrible pranks, and a trip to Misogyny Corner – we're rounding off Season 7 with the O.G. R.L., our boy Robot Stine and The Boyfriend! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Failing to remember the names of 90s sitcoms, poisoned wallpaper, and a truly stinky plot development – we're... walking... at night... to Nightmall Hare with Diane Hoh! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

The return of Jethro the sexy rock, a very chatty wind, and the goth melodrama of our wildest dreams – we're knocking At Gehenna's Door with Peter Beere! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Secret goths, an un-fun Grease and a mower coming closer – we're playing spooky sportsball with Barbara Steiner and The Phantom! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)