Ross and Kade discuss their total solar eclipse experience, the 16th century man who coined the phrase "lick my ass," one 80-year-old woman's solo cruise excursion gone horribly wrong, this week in sports, and J. Cole bowing out of his rap beef with Kendrick Lamar. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription or try the app FREE Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss middle-aged men becoming professional athletes, baby jumping, the fifth annual Gathering of the Kyles, and "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2." Support our sponsors: MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS" for 50% signup bonus up to $1,000) LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF your first order) Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss the new age verification law for porn sites in Texas, Florida banning social media for minors under 14, Walter and Skylar White's house from Breaking Bad, March Madness withdrawals, being patient with your progress on the path to self-improvement, and the “Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV” documentary. Support our sponsors: Indochino.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF order of $399 or more) MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS" for 50% signup bonus up to $1,000) Shopify.com/rbp for one-dollar-per-month trial period Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss Taylor Swift's Eras Tour taking over Ross's home, public officials being sued for blocking constituents on social media, the beginning of March Madness, Willy's Chocolate Experience, and the anglerfish. Support our sponsors: Shopify.com/rbp for one-dollar-per-month trial period MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS" for 50% signup bonus up to $1,000) HelloMood.com (code "RBP" for 20% OFF your order and a FREE THCa pre-roll) Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss Bolen Media's current content offering, Kade's experience at a Key Glock concert last night, Ross's photo-sharing snafu last week, the Joe Rogan criminal justice reform guest accused of murder, and more. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription or try the app FREE HelloMood.com (code "RBP" for 20% OFF your order and a FREE THCa pre-roll) TheFreezePipe.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF) Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross discusses his foray into the world of non-alcoholic beers, reminisces on his days of having beers with the boys, and details this morning's trip to the car wash. Then he and Kade get into one Texas company's campaign to de-extinct the woolly mammoth, learn about the dodo bird, rip on Fanatics for making trash products, learn the definition of a "gooner," and talk Houston Rodeo. Support our sponsors: Shopify.com/rbp for one-dollar-per-month trial period LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF your first order) Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross laments his pathetic dependence on the internet and cellular service as a result of this morning's massive outage, then he and Kade discuss dressing formally and suiting up for one show a month, Elizabeth Warren's nightmare blunt rotation, an unclaimed human leg found on the New York subway, and a Scottish lottery winner's demise before reading inspirational Andrew Tate tweets. Support our sponsors: TheFreezePipe.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF) Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross says goodbye to Grandma Bolen and shares his 2019 interview with her. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription or try the app FREE HelloMood.com (code "RBP" for 20% OFF your order and a FREE THCa pre-roll) Shopify.com/rbp for a one-dollar-per-month trial period Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss Drake stroking his dong, Killer Mike's arrest at the Grammys, Taylor Swift's ridiculous run, Sports Illustrated entering the resort business, Palworld, Toby Keith's passing, and RJ's first birthday party. Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast. Support our sponsors: FactorMeals.com/rbp50 (code "rbp50" for 50% OFF first box + 2 FREE wellness shots per box while subscription is active) TheFreezePipe.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF) Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss baby RJ taking his first steps, old people struggling with social media, the world's largest cruise ship, a meth ring operating out of a Dairy Queen, and examples of people dying of laughter. Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast. Support our sponsors: LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF first order) TheFreezePipe.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF) Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss avoiding actual contact with food delivery people, the male Taylor Swift, and the Chicago rat hole. Plus, a Patreon preview. Exclusive ad-free episodes weekly on Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription or to try the app FREE Shopify.com/rbp for a one-dollar-per-month trial period Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss where poop and pee go when you flush, the tooth fairy, Chrome's incognito mode being a scam, concerts starting way after their scheduled time, and the volcano snail. Support our sponsors: HelloMood.com (code RBP for 20% OFF + FREE THCa pre-roll with order) FactorMeals.com/rbp50 (code rbp50 for 50% OFF) Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss breakfast foods, The Pat McAfee Show and Aaron Rodgers drama, Ross's morbid strategy for planning outfits, and dropping the kids off at school. Plus, a bonus Patreon preview. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription or try the app for FREE Indochino.com (code "RBP" for 10% OFF purchase of $399 or more) Shopify.com/rbp for a one-dollar-per-month trial period Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss their New Year's Eve experiences, the latest iteration of the Ted Cruz curse, the movie "Saltburn," the hidden dangers of movie previews, Chappelle's latest special, insane headlines of the day, and the worst week of the year. Support our sponsors: MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS for deposit bonus) LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF) HelloMood.com (code RBP for 20% OFF + FREE THCa pre-roll with order) Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss the post-Christmas comedown, what they got for Christmas, one North Carolina family's Christmas gone wrong, when "sleeping in" stops being a thing, the best rap albums of 2023, and streaming services adding in commercials. Support our sponsors: LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF) Shopify.com/rbp for one-dollar-per-month trial period Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss their New Year's Resolutions, questions the internet asks Stephen A. Smith, the Tesla recall, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound. Support our sponsors: Lucy.co/RBP (code "RBP" for 20% OFF + FREE shipping) MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS" for welcome bonus) FactorMeals.com/rbp50 (code "rbp50" for 50% OFF) Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss getting in the Christmas spirit, tree shopping and decorating, Kade's favorite Christmas movies, Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract, and the most Googled actor of 2023. Support our sponsors: Talkspace.com/RBP for $100 OFF your first month Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss accusations that Tim Allen is a b*tch, when a slang phrase like "standing on business" jumps the shark, the GTA VI trailer, best things to do when you're sick, Time magazine's "Person of the Year," and Sports Illustrated's "Sportsperson of the Year." Support our sponsors: FactorMeals.com/rbp50 (code "rbp50" for 50% OFF) Lucy.co/RBP (code "RBP" for 20% OFF + FREE shipping) Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross and Kade discuss André 3000's new album, police prejudice against white billionaires, a very horny Taco Bell Christmas party, using artificial intelligence on dating apps, a woman receiving a lifetime ban from Carnival cruises for CBD gummies, the Caterpillar Club, and the top 10 animated Disney movies. Support our sponsors: FitBod.me/ROSS for 25% OFF your subscription Shopify.com/rbp for a one-dollar-per-month trial LiquidIV.com (code "ROSS" for 20% OFF anything you order) Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com

Ross is joined in studio by two brothers from Wisconsin known as the world’s best identical stunt twins. They are Twinstunts -- a Yamaha-sponsored stunt team specializing in live action thrill shows where they ride motorcycles and perform insane stunts. Support our sponsors: Birddogs.com/BOLEN (code "BOLEN" for FREE hat with order) Talkspace.com/RBP for $100 OFF your first month Exclusive ad-free episodes: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/@TheRossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com