WELCOME BACK! Thanks for sticking around through our hiatus, but we are back with a wallop of a two-parter, featuring two hours worth of Metal Gear lore from someone who just learned all the metal gear lore secondhand. You're gonna love it.

Welcome back! This week on the show Chelsea is giving a rundown on her favorite mid-aughts reality series (available on YouTube) and Ellie is presenting about a modern day cryptic you may have missed. Please enjoy the 89th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week on the podcast Chelsea gives a little intro to the wild wonderful world of Mardi Gras for the uninitiated, and Ellie recounts the tale of Stanisław Szukalski, the weirdest dude in your art class (if you took class in Poland in the 1920s). Plus a new segment drops! Please enjoy the 88th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome back to Wut! This week Chelsea has a terrifying story about an insidious blue glow, while Ellie describes the secret war waged by the Ghost Army (for real). Please enjoy the 87th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome to season three of Wut! This week Elli brings some real Knife Cat energy to the table with her terrible tale of the year the world went dark, and Chelsea details her plans for her and Ellie's Third Act. Please enjoy the 86th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This is it. The episode for alllllll the marbles. Fresh off a holiday hiatus, Ellie and Chelsea bring their absolute a-game to a panel of objective judges (the people who love them best) to decide once and for all who gets the tattoo. Please enjoy the 85th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We're back babes! This week we're joined by frequent guest Connor Shea to talk about the office game that nearly brought a company to its knees, plus all the ways Zillow is trying to screw you over! Plus Ellie takes a crack at crafting her dating app profile. Please enjoy the 84th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

At long last - the messed up episode has been fixed an reuploaded! We appreciate y'alls patience these past few weeks :) This week Ellie is left in the lurch, but never fear! Chelsea's got stories to share with her (and points to grab). Forget everything you THINK you know about Medieval Times (not the dinner and tournament) and hang onto your seats for a Very Special Those Two Girls ep. Please enjoy the 83rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Always late but worth the wait! Here's what was supposed to be last week's episode all about the very timely and still relevant Bad Art Friend discourse, along with a butterfly effect that led to the Habsburg Jaw. Please enjoy the 82nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week on the podcast Ellie traces the wild and weird history of Madame Tussaud's House of Wax and Chelsea brings a uniquely American magical practice to the show. Please enjoy the 81st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This episode has everything: Rockefellers! Rituals! Parties! Cannibalism! Billionaires! ...bronze! You're not going to want to miss it, especially if you are interested in history ancient or modern! Please enjoy the 80th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

The girls are back to give a primer on Lularoe, the Cold War, and that one time the world almost ended but then it didn't so now no one ever talks about it but like???? What?????? Please enjoy the 79th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

It's officially spooky season (don't @ me) and Ellie and Chelsea are bringing the SPOOKS, whether its the most haunted house in all of Ireland (aka Atlantis) or the spookily low voice of one Elizabeth Holmes. If you've heard your friends talking about Theranos and you didn't chime in because you weren't totally sure you understood the story, Wut's got a fun lil primer 4 u. Please enjoy the 78th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Thanks everyone for sticking with us through our week off! This week on the pod Ellie is taking on a tour of the Japanese village Inakadate, which found a creative solution to their tourism problem, while Chelsea tries to explain Circuit City and laserdiscs to a Brit. Please enjoy the 77th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Connor Shea joins us yet again on this spooktacular episode of Wut! Chelsea tells Ellie about the time the BBC scared the pants off 11 million people (and earned a ten year TV ban), while Ellie brings the SCARES via Sophia and Grace, two emotionally intelligent robots who may or may not be plotting to put us all in zoos. Please enjoy the 76th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

The girls are back this week with a breakdown of the pop culture butterfly effect that's sweeping the Internet, plus a deep dive on this history of the gladiatorial games. Was everyone's dad obsessed with the movie Gladiator, or just us? Let us know! Please enjoy the 75th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Featuring a new theme song! This week we have friend of the pod (and potential competerio?) Max Kruemcke subs in for Team Wildcard to bring us the wild and true story of the giant Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee, while Ellie comes in strong and ~timely topic on the history of gymnastics. Also Mamba farts. Please enjoy the 74th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Ellie and Chelsea are back! This time it's all about RICHES: beach treasures, crowns, axes.... Don't ~lose your head (ugh sorry) over this very special episode of Wut! Please enjoy the 73rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Patrick Matthews is the guest judge this week to chat about some seriously seriously stuff. Chelsea takes us to Romania to talk about the legend of Master Manole, and Ellie brings the heat with her topic all about Shark Attacks! Please enjoy the 72nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE? Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Hiya friends! We took a week off to recover from Chelsea's birthday weekend so please enjoy this episode from the archives! Ellie, Chelsea, and Miles chat augmented robotic and cybertronic (is that a word?) humanity, Elon Musk, the power of sexy old eyes, bank robberies and Sonic the Hedgehog's influence on ancient cursed snakes...? Right? Oh and STINKY, HORNY MONEY. This one went a lil off the rails, and we aren't mad about it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Wut.! Leave us a cute review on Apple Podcasts, let us know wuts up and get your merch at thosetwogirls.club and check out patreon.com/wutpod to see how you can support this podcast!