This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam? Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies. Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show. Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake. What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie? Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing Before Chucky there was Zuni. And he was terrifying. An age old question is finally answered with Jim's top choice. Unfortunately, Tina Louise hated the question and didn't care much for the answer. Which TV movie classic are men allowed to cry when watching? Can there ever be too much over the top acting and action in a Roadhouse movie?

This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music. What are you doing over there? Taking a vacation? Is there anything more beautiful than the mountain scenery of Lubbock, Texas?

This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Shots. What’s a flail and why does Jason refer to his wife as one? Which is the most menacing kind of axe: a battle axe, a lumber axe, or the body spray?

This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last Airbender? Earworms and Corinthian Leather. Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover? Why is space underwear so controversial between Joseph and his wife?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant? Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit? And who is the guest that never leaves?

This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too! So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal. Who is Jim’s pugilistic DJ persona? Can the boys choose the best high school acting role of Jason?

This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders. How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency? Who blue himself?

This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor. Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s? Who's lying? Who is always lying?

This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?

It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation? Speaking of Schwarzenegger, why didn't anyone mention Arnold’s Mr. Freeze from 1997’s “Batman and Robin”???

This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split. What is a " Brooklyn Stike"and why should we care?

The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?

The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2. What documentary is recommended by Jim to view without prejudice? Do Fail Army videos meet the Academy Awards new DEI requirements?

The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2: More worms and cowbell. The guys will use their AARP memberships to rock out in 2024. Jason gives a great tip to offend everyone at rock festivals. Which is harder to believe: Jason liked the Barbie Movie or that he is middle aged? Which bot will be DJing a Bonnie Tyler classic with a box on his head?

The episode with a "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admits to learning the true meaning of Christmas from mafia movies. Is Ned Ryerson the devil? Is Jason in shape to take on his son this holiday season?

Episode 200: “Prepare to be pelted!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. · What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? · How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? · What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his future wife? · Joseph’s pinecone gauntlet · Dogs urinating on John Wayne dolls? · What doll looks like a jacked-up Leslie Nielsen? · Which is better: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots vs Kar-a-a-ate Men? · What are the first items that Jim purchased at a garage sale? · Action Jackson’s pubis · Which 2 of the podcast hosts wanted (but never got) Hugo: Man of 1000 Faces? · What was the most profitable hand-held game ($400 Million in sales) before the GameBoy? …and a shocking cliff-hanger ending that will change everything! ENHANCEMENTS: Carl Eller and John Brodie TALKING FOOTBALL Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR1va-yTQQ All in the Family plays Kar-a-a-ate Men https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=v1ZUZR-x8UE&feature=youtu.be

An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in hopes of avoiding the ‘Big Glow.’ Listen in as they debate two unrelated Top 5 lists to insert into the time capsule container for the world to come. “It’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets David Letterman’s Top 10 lists delivered with an absurdist quality that Monty Python fans would find familiar.” www.CrispyCoatedRobots.com