Drew refutes several details about Carrie's broken toe story from episode 28 of Hidden Mickeys. Also, Carrie challenges me (hot garbage editor Victor Figueroa) to find more than four places to put a harp transition and I spank that challenge.

Natalie says fuck you to A.I. and Bob Iger while discussing the particulars of the latest SAG-AFTRA contract negotiations. The quiet thing is finally said out loud, as the person (Victor Figueroa) who edits the Hidden Mickeys podcast and wrote this blurb you're currently reading is called out for being hot garbage. And remember the time when Carrie and Natalie were the first people to be completely naked in Disneyland's "It's a Small World"? About that...

Natalie and Carrie record a fucking episode despite Nat being in Ireland. Enjoy

Carrie and Natalie speak to Justin Davies, an original member of the Neverlanders, the FIRST Disneyland “social club” for denimmed Disney adults. It’s NOT A GANG; it’s a SORORITY. Anyway, Natalie got some weird mail.

Natalie and Carrie speak with a couple of special guests who explain Natalie’s Disney origin story. One of the guests loves to “drink around the world.” Also, is hanging a fake wolf by a noose for Halloween cool? That issue is not really discussed, but Natalie loved the decoration.

The ladies get all horny'd up while watching 'Little Mermaid' and discuss what an A+ review score is while not trying to be boring as fuck.

The ladies do the normal stuff – watch the movie Dinosaur, talk about how much stuff costs – but this time in front of a live studio audience of strong women’s favorite legal mind, Matthew Strugar! Natalie calls her brother.

Carrie and Natalie watch Pixar’s feminist, multicultural, girl-power TURNING RED and pound the table for everyone to adore its #GIRLBOSS themes! Strong women’s favorite legal mind, Matthew Strugar, guest stars.

In this pod's great tradition, Natalie and Carrie could not agree less on the issue of Minnie’s pantsuit. At least it's better than some pointless Disney wedding gowns. Plus, Walt Disney supports a fairy census. Eat shit, OK?

Natalie and Carrie discuss pickles, polio, propriety, and the parks. Plus, Palamides probes the Pinocchio pundit.

Natalie and Carrie still make this podcast. Anyway, Pinocchio is bad and sporks aren’t new.

After a relaxing week off, Carrie and Natalie explore some YIKES Disney news, including Natalie’s uncle moving to a Disney World community. Plus, Natalie calls Bob Iger's cell phone.

Natalie and Carrie have pretty much lost their freakin' minds. Truly, what is this show for any more? IS it a Disney podcast? IS IT?! Anyway, we review some Disney news and then impulse buy tickets to China.

Nat and Carrie review the latest BUMMER Disney news, Natalie threatens a man's life, and guest Katie Molinaro tells us the best and worst things to eat at Disneyland. PLUS, will Disney Tokyo plan a Pizza Planet?!

Nat and Carrie review the news about the Pirates reboot (bad), the Mary Poppins sequel (good), people spreading their loved ones' remains on It's a Small World (ambivalent) and more. Plus, did you know Mickey was on Cheers? Did you know it made no sense?

For over a year, Natalie and Carrie have been asking the sirs at Disney to make Pizza Planet. Today, their dreams came true... or did they? Find out as they review the news and visit Disneyland to see if this Pizza Planet lives up to the Toy Story dream.

Natalie and Carrie discuss Disney's old-ass instructional video about how to have a period. Plus, they review the news, including some really bad data collection, and some really URGENT cookie news.

Carrie and Nat try out the 1982 Disney album, Mousercise, which features a very defensive song about ducks and a square dance rendition of Step in Time. Plus, Disneyland has some bizarre bakery names, and Disney is running out of quiz ideas.

Carrie and Nat get wind of an unverified rumor that Pizza Planet is finally coming to Disneyland. Can they confirm this rumor themselves? To find out, they will call their inside sources, and even visit the Imagineers offices, to ask: DID YOU PLAN IT?

Natalie and Carrie chat with The Tick's Griffin Newman about his meteoric rise from complete unknown to Disney Store employee. Plus, they review some BUMMER ASS Disney news. And some good news, too.