The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

About this podcast

A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Episodes

Season 3
Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2 Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3 Ann Sloan as Karen 4 Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Kate Wallinga as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) For discount codes, visit our sponsors at FableAndFolly.com/sponsors MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
February 15, 2021
21 min
A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity Ann Sloan as Newscaster Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixer License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evil March by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-riley License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
February 1, 2021
16 min
Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: --Dipsea. Friends of Carlötta get 20% off. Go to Dipsea.com/Carlotta MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
January 18, 2021
20 min
Podicitis -- Ep305
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Rick Wrecked Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast) Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown) Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast) Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast) Rick Zieff as Bob Smith Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: --Dipsea. Friends of Carlötta get 20% off. Go to Dipsea.com/Carlotta --Issuu. Get started today for FREE or if you sign up for a premium account you will get 50% off when you go to Issuu.com/podcast and use promo code CARLOTTA. MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
January 4, 2021
18 min
The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia David Allen as Brad Ryan Manuel as Chad 2 Justin Mayer as Chad 2 Kiba Walker as Zen Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: --Modern Fertility. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to ModernFertility.com/Carlotta --Kitty Poo Club. Friends of Noodles the cat (and this show) get 20% off Go to KittyPooClub.com and enter promo code CARLOTTA. --Paired. A short-form comedy fiction podcast. Subscribe today! https://paired.simplecast.com/ --Issuu. Get started today for FREE or if you sign up for a premium account you will get 50% off when you go to Issuu.com/podcast and use promo code CARLOTTA. MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
December 21, 2020
18 min
Eat the Rich -- Ep303
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Angry Patron 1 Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2 Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3 Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: Modern Fertility. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to ModernFertility.com/Carlotta Dipsea. Friends of the show get 20% off. Go to DipseaStories.com/Carlotta MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. https://vurbl.com/station/9O8izWzfkp9/
December 7, 2020
15 min
Malibu Rehab -- Ep302
A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5 David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2 Sarah Golding as Rita Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: --Kitty Poo Club. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to KittyPooClub.com and enter promo code: CARLOTTA --Modern Fertility. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to ModernFertility.com/Carlotta --Paired. A short-form comedy fiction podcast. Subscribe today! https://paired.simplecast.com/ --Issuu. Get started today for FREE or if you sign up for a premium account you will get 50% off when you go to Issuu.com/podcast and use promo code CARLOTTA. MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
November 23, 2020
21 min
Vomit Draft -- Ep301
Vomit Draft -- Ep 301 After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App Kiba Walker as Zen Siri as Siri Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: --Kitty Poo Club. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to KittyPooClub.com and enter promo code: CARLOTTA --Modern Fertility. Friends of this show get 20% off. Go to ModernFertility.com/Carlotta --Paired. A short-form comedy fiction podcast. Subscribe today! https://paired.simplecast.com/ MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. And visit our TeePublic store for Carlötta Beautox branded merchandise! http://tee.pub/lic/nr17y0CPzHw
November 9, 2020
15 min
Season Twah Trailer
Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary. Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kiba Walker as Zen
October 5, 2020
2 min
Season 2
Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1 David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2 Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3 Raechel Wong as Stage Manager Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “News Theme” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
April 30, 2020
19 min
Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Sugar Plum Breakdown" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Long Note Three" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3993-long-note-three License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
April 13, 2020
16 min
No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1 David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy Vivia Armstrong as Stella Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2 Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
March 30, 2020
19 min
The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Bowler's Rap" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Social Media Blues" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan “Carlotta's Jazzy Lament” by Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes Reprise" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan LIBRARY MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
March 16, 2020
15 min
A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
March 2, 2020
17 min
Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway Rachel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Reporter 2 Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar Announcer Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist:http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits and transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors
February 17, 2020
17 min
Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1 Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2 Justin Mayer as YaYa Ann Sloan as The Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Wagner Bridal Chorus - piano" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
February 3, 2020
16 min
Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge. Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan Ann Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show Director Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced and Edited by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors
January 20, 2020
15 min
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox
Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Written, produced, and directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
September 21, 2020
3 min
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
April 6, 2020
2 min
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs"
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/
February 21, 2020
2 min

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Episodes

Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308

A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307

Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306

Podicitis -- Ep305

The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304

Eat the Rich -- Ep303

Malibu Rehab -- Ep302

Vomit Draft -- Ep301

Season Twah Trailer

Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208

Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207

No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206

The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205

A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204

Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203

Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202

Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs"