X,Y,Z…The End. The last episode of Because We Got High, extra long to discuss boys versus girls, how men can’t handle criticism, wondering if Tomboy is still an acceptable term, how we all need to care less or care more, and an overload of voicemails from episodes past. We all love you, and we thank you for listening to us for so long! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re talking about websites this week…but also, a lot about Kenan Thompson? After we get that out of our systems, we play the hits - Omegle, Addictingames, Tumblr, Ask Jeeves, basically any place on the internet that kept our attention and very likely lured in online predators. We run through a few passionate voicemails and end with a personal, formal complaint for Zara dot com. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

V is for VIOLENCE. Do you ever wake up sometimes and just feel violent? Like you’re about to lose your mind at any moment? Do you think all of the scary movies you watched growing up, made you this way? What about all of those hookers you killed on Grand Theft Auto? Maybe they had something to do with it? We end the show by answering a few voicemails that are going to have to stay in the trust tree, or we’re all getting arrested. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’ve made our way to U again, breaking down Upgrades - phones, boyfriends, friends. When did people start using the word “upgrade” to get us to buy new shit all the time? Do phone upgrades ruin your existing phone? What do you say to your friend who thinks she’s upgraded, when she hasn’t? Why do our exes get uglier when we break up? Wrapping up with a few voicemails, we close out with lots of laughs and thanking god for unlimited texting. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

HOT FOR TEACHER, or are we? Teachers are the subject of our T episode this week, and we have Kelly, Bri and special guest GRACE O'MALLEY in the building to break down the complicated relationships we've all had with our teachers. Who do we remember? Who had a big impact on us? Who did we hate? Why don't teachers get paid more? Who's worse, the kids or the parents? We talk equal shit about teachers AND on their behalf, before we take a few voicemails from a few fed-up teachers who just want to live their lives. Are teachers the backbone of society?? Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

LE SCANDALE! This week we have Kelly, Bri and special guest Alex Bennett in the building to discuss the S episode, Scandals. What makes something "scandalous?" Why is sex always involved in the stories that really move the needle? What kind of scandals have we personally dealt with? School scandals, life scandals, Ancestry.com related scandals - we cover all bases before wrapping up the episode with a few voicemails, one of which includes a girl who is smack in the middle of her very own scandal. Take a shot every time "scandal" is written in this description. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Has anything shaped our lives more than the reality of our situation? Reality TV, Virtual reality, shared reality - we break down our R week with a LOT of reality TV references, deciding whether or not we’re screwed for life because of our reality TV intake, how we would act if we were on TV, and why some “reality” shows made us uncomfortable. We wrap up with a few voicemails and some lasting nightmares of Sophia the Robot. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week we answer your QUESTIONS! Who’s the biggest stoner? How high to we get before we record, if at all? What are our last meals? How are our sex lives? Do we believe in hypnosis? How should you go about buying lingerie and sex toys for your girlfriends? We wrap it up with a few voicemails questions, and figure out who would be the best at beating up Cunty Nana. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We get PASSIONATE today with our P episode - what are we passionate about? Could we commit crimes of passion? Do we always need to have something we feel passionately about? After a few deviations from the topic, we finish out the episode with a few thoughtful voicemails from other listeners who worry about how much passion they bring to the table. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week we feel like someone’s watching us... while we talk about Observations. Do you like to people watch? What have you learned about people from observing them? Do you start to become like your friends when you hang out with them a lot? Are animals interesting to observe? Could you keep your eyes peeled for a murderer or a kidnapper based on a description? When you see something, do you say something? We talk about all this and more, with a special appearance from our coworker Ebony, before wrapping up with a couple of voicemails from our fans. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Take a trip down memory lane with the girls this week while we talk about Nostalgia - what shows were you obsessed with? What foods remind you of your childhood? Did you have to take computer class? Do you remember Y2K? Come fall back in time with us this week, with the help of our voicemails and all of the AIM alert sounds. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Spooky Szn rolls on with the M episode for MONSTERS this week. We go down the list of crowd favorites and decide what we think about these so-called “monsters” - Dracula, Frankenstein, Beetlejuice, Freddy Kruger - Are they actually bad? Are they hot? Are they misunderstood? We round it out with voicemails and a thoughtful discussion on whether or not we would Marry, Fuck or Kill a Vampire, Werewolf or c. If you are someone who reads these descriptions, tag @bcwegothigh with your own Spooky MFK order! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re feeling Luxurious this week with the L episode - spas, lobster…haunted hay rides? We get into all of the things we take for granted and all of the things we wish we had. Have you ever had a male masseuse? We wrap up with voicemails as usual, and discuss whether or not a bidet is really all it’s cracked up to be. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

It’s time for the K episode, and we’re rolling it back to basics with Kissing - do we love it? Hate it? What’s better than a good makeout? What’s the difference between a good kisser and a bad kisser? Bad breath, too much tongue, small lips - we cover it all, while we also divulge a few very strange kissing stories from our childhoods. Ending with some great first kiss voicemail stories, we wrap up the week encouraging you all to get out there and get to smoochin! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Welcome to the J episode, where we unveil the new hottest comedy club in town, The Glass Cage. What makes something funny? We talk about good jokes, bad jokes, inside jokes, dad jokes, and we even bring in a whole lineup of friends to tell a few of their own. We wrap things up with some funny voicemails, and what joke episode would be complete without an inaproproate Hellen Keller joke? Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

What makes someone iconic? We dive into I this week and list off the people who have changed the landscape as we know it - movie stars, musicians, fictional characters, the list of “icons” can go forever. Does the list end up too long? Are we being too casual with who deserves to be called an “icon?" We try to figure out while we wrap up some voicemails and dream about becoming icons ourselves. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

H is throwing us into the HOLIDAYS! Yes, summer is ending and we’ve already got the next holiday lineup on the brain. What are your favorites? Any weird traditions? Do you spend more time with your family, or your friends? Who gets the drunkest? What holidays do we hate? We wrap up the convo with a few nostalgic voicemails, and then declare this the Year Of Fun Holidays. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

G is for Gossip, and we’re all doing it. Why are we all so obsessed with gossip? Does EVERYONE gossip? Would you be mad to find out your best friends were sharing your secrets with others? How many people do you trust to keep your secrets? We break down all this and more, as well as a quick visit from our favorite reoccurring guest (and gossip King) Tommy Smokes. We wrap up the episode with a few voicemails, and the consensus is in - we all LOVE gossip. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We're all obsessed with the Future, which is why we're living in the year 3000 for the F episode this week. What are we all going to look like in the future? Are we living in a simulation? What do we think happens after death? Are shows like Black Mirror just true stories about the future? We all break down what we think a day in our lives will be like in 25 years, and we drag in a few of our coworkers to do the same. We wrap up the episode with our listener voicemails, and hopefully ease the mind of those who are worried, because nothing matters. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re rolling into the E episode with some huge questions - is it even round? Is the center hollow? Why aren’t we exploring the ocean more? Does NASA suck? Alongside this, we bring in a few of our coworkers and have them give us their thoughts on Earth, in 30 seconds. We wrap up the episode with a few (very high) voicemails, that we answer while passing the hypothetical blunt. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry