Over under on how long it takes me to order food and pretend like I cooked it myself..... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me the Ted Kaczynski of podcasting Podcast art by Joey Rizk

RIP to all the retinas seared today Podcast art by Joey Rizk

On the bright side if I destroy my knees I'll have plenty of time to dedicate to gaming Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I also got a mustard coloured t-shirt. Podcast art by joey Rizk

Seriously though odds are pretty good I spill hot oil on myself before the end of the weekend. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Guys I checked and there's actually no quiz available... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm honestly shocked the wheels didn't just completely fall off. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Really having a hard time not calling every person in my life "big dog." Podcast art by Joey Rizk

They call me Santa Claus cause I'm fat and I've got a list. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might ask my barber to give me a mohawk and see how he does... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Wow what a turgid episode Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I just bought 40 vegetable spring rolls for 5 dollars and the only thing stopping me from earing them all is having to log the calories. The system works. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to bed now guys sweet dreams <3 Podcast art by Joey Rizk

The 'Rolly remains undefeated Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Guys I got a poutine instead. Fried chicken is bad for you anyway Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Might fuck around and deep fry a ham while I'm at it. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm full to the brim with Christmas dinner and I couldn't think of a better time to have a little treat Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm like Ebert and Ropert if they were both one guy in their underwear sitting in their kitchen. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I wore the same sweater to two events but promise not to tell anyone Podcast art by Joey Rizk